Rate a tranny.

Which would you poke?

  • Legs

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    4
#1
This morning, I thought I'd lob on some stockings, a party frock and leap aboard the transgender express to see what all the fuss is about and to see if Legs has the right idea.

I found a piccy of legs and opted out of the Jack Duckwort in a frock and went for a slightly more saucy approach, sadly the slut in me got carried away and I ended up messing myself all over my outfit (photos available for £5)

Who is the sauciest, which of us would you wine dine and 69?

The full length

Legs


MDN


The head shot


MDN


I'm dirty as fcuk and not shy to show my ladypenis.......

Vote here!!!
 
#3
I know we are not bezzers at the moment, but that is funny as feck.

I have cast my vote.
 
#4
Legs it is.

Its t1ts are bigger! get some pillows up there and i'll change my opinion.

:D

YES!!! I'm different again. Just like at school.
 
#5
Strangely enough, does anyone think MDN looks like Morticia from the Addam's family?
 
#8
I do like Legs dimples, and judging by the size of his feet, he's packing something purty impressive, but the frock just isn't doing anything for me.
Brace yourself MDN, this is going to hurt you more than it hurts me.
 
#10
sandmanfez said:
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Brace yourself MDN, this is going to hurt you more than it hurts me.
I shouldn't think so, I've got an arrsehole like an empty bean tin.

The wench / slag outfit is mine, long story, but the high heels got left in the back of a taxi............... along with my virginity I think
 
#12
minister_doh_nut said:
sandmanfez said:
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Brace yourself MDN, this is going to hurt you more than it hurts me.
I shouldn't think so, I've got an arrsehole like an empty bean tin.

The wench / slag outfit is mine, long story, but the high heels got left in the back of a taxi............... along with my virginity I think
And what are you doing with the wench slag outfit? huh? huhhhh?
 
#13
I'm prettier than your Mrs............. and a better fcuk
 
#15
minister_doh_nut said:
I shouldn't think so, I've got an arrsehole like an empty bean tin.
You've lucked out mate, I've got a todger like a 9kilo fire extinguisher. If I can tear a mares bifkin, I can certainly make your eyes water.
 
#16
sandmanfez said:
minister_doh_nut said:
I shouldn't think so, I've got an arrsehole like an empty bean tin.
You've lucked out mate, I've got a todger like a 9kilo fire extinguisher. If I can tear a mares bifkin, I can certainly make your eyes water.
I can sympathise with you mate. I have a tattoo on mine that says "For large women and small cattle only".


MDN, have you considered professional modeling? I see new doors opening for you in the near future.
 
#17
Anyone know how you can get sperm out of stockings and a ladygarment??

I've still got the knickers on now......... I like them

Legs, I'm jumping on your bus, girlfriend, am gonna cut my nob off
 
#18
minister_doh_nut said:
Anyone know how you can get sperm out of stockings and a ladygarment??

I've still got the knickers on now......... I like them

Legs, I'm jumping on your bus, girlfriend, am gonna cut my nob off
Bagsie me the scrotum, I need a new hat.
 
#19
MDN is the new Patricia Arujo
 
#20
I wish.........

She's so pretty and must use expensive products on her skin...... I smoke blokes for snouts and bus fayre
 

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