Rate a tranny.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mighty_doh_nut, Oct 24, 2007.

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  1. MDN- little red riding slut

    65.5%
  2. Legs

    34.5%

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  1. This morning, I thought I'd lob on some stockings, a party frock and leap aboard the transgender express to see what all the fuss is about and to see if Legs has the right idea.

    I found a piccy of legs and opted out of the Jack Duckwort in a frock and went for a slightly more saucy approach, sadly the slut in me got carried away and I ended up messing myself all over my outfit (photos available for £5)

    Who is the sauciest, which of us would you wine dine and 69?

    The full length

    Legs
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    MDN
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    The head shot
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    MDN
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    I'm dirty as fcuk and not shy to show my ladypenis.......

    Vote here!!!
     
  2. Poor drills - no poll option for "get spitroasted by both".
     
  3. I know we are not bezzers at the moment, but that is funny as feck.

    I have cast my vote.
     
  4. Legs it is.

    Its t1ts are bigger! get some pillows up there and i'll change my opinion.

    :D

    YES!!! I'm different again. Just like at school.
     
  5. Strangely enough, does anyone think MDN looks like Morticia from the Addam's family?
     
  6. Spitroast please?
     
  7. Kinda frightening that MDN had all that clobber to hand. What a catch!
     
  8. I do like Legs dimples, and judging by the size of his feet, he's packing something purty impressive, but the frock just isn't doing anything for me.
    Brace yourself MDN, this is going to hurt you more than it hurts me.
     
  9. MDN, does the missus know you go through her knicker drawer and dress up?

    Are you able to send her round to mine in the wenches outfit? If not, you'll do. Brace yourself, i'm about to touch you. :D
     
  10. I shouldn't think so, I've got an arrsehole like an empty bean tin.

    The wench / slag outfit is mine, long story, but the high heels got left in the back of a taxi............... along with my virginity I think
     
  11. Where the hell did you find a size 48 Little Red Ridinghood outfit?

    Shave and I'll consider it.
     
  12. And what are you doing with the wench slag outfit? huh? huhhhh?
     
  13. I'm prettier than your Mrs............. and a better fcuk
     
  14. Aimed at anyone in particular, or just a random comment of self greatness?
     
  15. You've lucked out mate, I've got a todger like a 9kilo fire extinguisher. If I can tear a mares bifkin, I can certainly make your eyes water.