Raspberry jelly sparks German alert

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Forces_Sweetheart, Oct 10, 2006.

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  1. The groom must have been a Brit! The Krauts (just like the Danes I know) obviously had no idea what it was! But who serves Jelly at a wedding?? or JELLY-GNITE??
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    Welcome to the world of married bliss.
  3. Holy raspberrys FS... only one post! I thought it was jelly interesting and jelly funny. But then again maybe I'm just warped or wobbly.
  4. Maybe the groom thought that it was a new flavour for KY Jelly and was anticipating a dry wedding night !!!!!
  5. How big a jelly was it to spark such an alert?
  6. "We conducted a number of tests and concluded it was jelly."

    Exactly what tests are there to distinguish jelly from toxic waste? I presume the taste test has to come pretty far down the list...

  7. Silly boxheads!