Raspberry jelly sparks German alert

Maybe the groom thought that it was a new flavour for KY Jelly and was anticipating a dry wedding night !!!!!
How big a jelly was it to spark such an alert?
"We conducted a number of tests and concluded it was jelly."

Exactly what tests are there to distinguish jelly from toxic waste? I presume the taste test has to come pretty far down the list...

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