Rare example of the Emperor's mercy

#2
Well, he didn't see that one coming.Hope his egg sarnies were OK.Now the serious stuff,what was he listening to on his iPod at the time?

'Bang,bang,you knocked me down.'

In your own time,carry on.
 
#3
I really do doubt that EM ever gets charitable or merciful. If I was that Spam I would be seriously wondering just what else EM had in store for me.
 

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#4
EM's simply realised he'll get a higher harvest from idiots trying to replicate this.
 
#5
#6
It will become next year's new extreme sport: mainlining! Tombstoning is soooo last year.
 
#7
Amtrak train doing 110 MILES per hour? What was it, out of control? I didn't think any of their tracks could handle that speed. Could be wrong although I'm sure TiD could clarify for us. Every Amtrak I've seen was doing about 50, tops.
 
#9
This story would be a bit different if it had been a mighty Deltic.
Wouldn't even have found chunks of him. He would simply have ceased to exist in a blinding flash of light.


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#10
Surely the engineer would have it the brakes as he sounded the horn? 110mph??

Emperor if you're reading this. That cock deserved to be a Darwin candidate, shame on your shoddy work.
 
#11
Surely the engineer would have it the brakes as he sounded the horn? 110mph??

Emperor if you're reading this. That cock deserved to be a Darwin candidate, shame on your shoddy work.
It's part of a long term ploy of EM's. the train survivor guy will recover, become a born again Jesus cultist whatsit and then convert others to his cult, convincing them modern medicine is a lie and that he can cure their terminal and nasty ailments with just his touch..... Everyone dies slow horrific deaths.... EM wins.


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#12
It's part of a long term ploy of EM's. the train survivor guy will recover, become a born again Jesus cultist whatsit and then convert others to his cult, convincing them modern medicine is a lie and that he can cure their terminal and nasty ailments with just his touch..... Everyone dies slow horrific deaths.... EM wins.


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Disturbingly, that actually makes sense.


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#13
Amtrak train doing 110 MILES per hour? What was it, out of control? I didn't think any of their tracks could handle that speed. Could be wrong although I'm sure TiD could clarify for us. Every Amtrak I've seen was doing about 50, tops.
From wiki

Amtrak operates more than 300 trains each day on 21,200 miles (34,000 km) of track at speeds up to 150 mph
Amtrak - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
#14
It's part of a long term ploy of EM's. the train survivor guy will recover, become a born again Jesus cultist whatsit and then convert others to his cult, convincing them modern medicine is a lie and that he can cure their terminal and nasty ailments with just his touch..... Everyone dies slow horrific deaths.... EM wins.


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He could test the theory by next time laying on the track....

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AlienFTM

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#16
Wouldn't even have found chunks of him. He would simply have ceased to exist in a blinding flash of light.


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I shudder to think of what might have happened had an SLR ever been fired head-on at a Deltic. Obviously it can never have happened cos the Earth is still here.
 
#17
Amtrak train doing 110 MILES per hour? What was it, out of control? I didn't think any of their tracks could handle that speed. Could be wrong although I'm sure TiD could clarify for us. Every Amtrak I've seen was doing about 50, tops.
Lol...my first thoughts! Apart from Acela which has some mythical sections of that sort of speed (apparently), I've never seen anything close to a 100..
 
#19
I shudder to think of what might have happened had an SLR ever been fired head-on at a Deltic. Obviously it can never have happened cos the Earth is still here.
or a Deltic gunship armed with SLRs - imagine the awesomeness!
 
#20
Emperor if you're reading this. That cock deserved to be a Darwin candidate, shame on your shoddy work.
You dare to question, even criticise, the Emperor's ways?

You're in the shit now; be prepared for suddenly-occurring 'good ideas' to save money on power tools by wiring a hand drill to the mains, or clearing a blocked rifle barrel by firing a round down it.
 

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