[SIZE=+1]An Arrser was on trial for having raped an entire family and the father was the first to give evidence against him.

"First he had my two daughters, then he had my wife, then my mother, the dog, and the cat. Then he put a pair of glasses on his dick and said, "Look around and see if you missed anything!" That's when I thought I'd better get to the phone to call the police or die trying."[/SIZE]
Is it at all possible that you may have missed out a very salient portion of that joke when you cut and pasted it - the punchline for instance?

Or am I being a thick twat?
Just to annoy you again, here is another!

Joe is in a position to buy a Harley Davidson, and after much consideration opts for a very nice model. The salesman is very pleased and offers Joe a few words of advice. He tells him to always carry a jar of Vaseline in his pocket and if he knows it is going to rain to smear the Vaseline all over the bodywork of the bike in order to prevent rust. Joe drives his Harley off most pleased.

A few weeks later, Joe and his girlfriend drive the Harley to her parents house where he is to meet them for the first time.

The girlfriend tells him that they have a rule in her house, that the first person who speaks after dinner has to wash the dishes.

They have a lovely meal and afterwards there's nothing but silence from all sitting at the table. This silence goes on for about an hour and Joe decides that he has to do something to make someone break the silence, so he grabs his girlfriend and feels her up, still no one says a word. He then pushes her onto the table and shags the arse off her. No one says a word. He thinks 'Right then, I'll shag the old lady,' pushes her onto the table face first and takes her from behind. Nobody says anything.

Just at this point, Joe hears a crack of thunder and the rain starting, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline out of his pocket and the father shouts Jesus! no! I'll do the fucking dishes!
7 English men and and Irish man in a rape line up.
The victim walks in and paddy steps forward and shouts..
"Yeah thats her the miserable fecker."

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