Rapid ear fingering?

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  1. Does anyone ever get that urge to rapidly jab ur pinky in and out of your ear as fast as possible? Sometimes it feels really good like a mini orgasm but then you do it too much and your ear clogs and swells up for a few hours. :cry:


    you should probably seek medical attention but not for your ear - hooped. mk
     
  2. Yep. I wiggle rather than thrust, but same part- orgasmic effect.
     
  3. yes! I bloody love doing that but more than about 15 seconds and i want to pass out. It's great!
     
  4. An embarassing secret that I'll share because I had a really good dinner and a bottle of wine all to myself. When in 4th year at school, I was fingering my ear just so in chemistry class and it got so intense I came in my underpants.
     
  5. Not to be confused with the International Signal of Subaltern Distress - rapid fingering of one's earlobe to attract other subbies to rescue you from the Bde Comds/OC/CO's terminally boring wife.
     
  6. Its best to do it with cotton buds... Like ear dildos?
     
  7. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs

    Like sticking things up my hooter to make me sneeze cant beat it
     
  8. I think its safe tp predict that this thread is coursing itself beautifully towards the ARRSE HOLE, so I will give a quick reply.
    Did third class stamps ever exist?
     
  9. Who even are you? Crawl into whichever God forsaken hole you come from and stay there, please!

    Dudders
     
  10. Its an itch inside the ear canal that causes it.
     
  11. Happen to know why it feels orgasmic too :?:

    :p
     
  12. What...the...fark...are you on about? :? :?
     
  13. Right guys, hands up after reading this thread who has just tried it?
     
  14. Does nothing for me at all. Would Viagra help or would that just make my ears even bigger than they are now?
     
  15. My right ear is really sore now. :roll: