raoul moat jokes

#1
anyone got any raoul moat jokes?

just to start us off

raoul moat has had his facebook account deleted because he seems to have no face.
 
#5
Several helicopters, 2 fighter jets, 20 adapted rough terrain vehicles,
40 snipers, the Army and the SAS on standby. Good job Raoul isn't
recruited by Al-Qaeda or we would be screwed
 
#8
Received this by text before Moaty offed himself, so it's not so accurate now but - "Man City have bid £45m for Raoul Moat, they don't know who he is but have heard that lots of people are chasing him."
 
#9
*Transfer news*

Premiership relegation front-runners Newcastle United are close to signing RAOUL MOAT to play up front this season. When asked for his thoughts on the transfer the manager replied, "Well, we're looking for homegrown talent, and he is the only Geordie to have 3 shots on target and be wanted all over Europe".
 

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#11
*Transfer news*

Premiership relegation front-runners Newcastle United are close to signing RAOUL MOAT to play up front this season. When asked for his thoughts on the transfer the manager replied, "Well, we're looking for homegrown talent, and he is the only Geordie to have 3 shots on target and be wanted all over Europe".

Cappello is thinking of using him in the next England game

He had three more shots in 5 minutes than Rooney has for the last 4 games and he enjoys the lone man role
Rumors that John Terry has gone into hiding "just in case" have not been substantiated by the F.A.
 
#14
What do Raoul Moat and this thread have in common?

They'll both be buried asap.
 
#15
#17
I'd heard that if the £10,000 reward hadn't been claimed by Saturday night, there was going to be a Raoul-over...
 
#19
They thinks Raoul over...................




It is now!
 
#20
Man City have officially bid £45m for Raoul Moat. They have no idea who he is but they've heard everyone is after him.
 

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