Rank Slides

#1
Do any of you fine gentlemen know where I could purchase rank slides, from a company which would sew on my unit Initials. Rather than simply my rank......I need them sometime soon and the unit have none, leaving me to look rather silly....having to tell people I'm SF.

Thank you
 

Mr Happy

LE
Moderator
#6
Excellent, I had to post, just so I can keep up with the replies.

Which part of the country are you in Mr Mouse
 

ADUX

War Hero
#8
I want to be an SAS man too but i don't have a name like Baz or Wings or Dinger.
 

ADUX

War Hero
#9
In fact, i nearly did once. I'd decided after several pints of wife beater that i was more than man enough for the job and i'd have a stab at 'shelecshun'. My resolve had not been dampened whilst still in the throws of a hangover so decided to start training. I began by getting a black boiler suit and coloured in the lenses of my respirator with a black marker and proped in on top of my head as if i'd just had a hard morning's training in 'the house'. Then, time to start 'cutting' around 'the lines' acknowledging the OC, sorry 'Kev', with a surley nod before going to confront the CO 'Boss' and just letting him know that his management plan is, in fact, 'outrageous'.

Then i reliased i was a pie munching drunkard and not a potential steely eyed bringer of death, it was good while it lasted though.
 

cpunk

LE
Moderator
#10
ADUX said:
I want to be an SAS man too but i don't have a name like Baz or Wings or Dinger.
Oddly enough, I knew a TA SAS SSgt called Dinger who wrote 'SAS' on his rank slides with biro when he lost his issued set :lol:
 
#12
annony_mouse said:
Do any of you fine gentlemen know where I could purchase rank slides, from a company which would sew on my unit Initials. Rather than simply my rank......I need them sometime soon and the unit have none, leaving me to look rather silly....having to tell people I'm SF.

Thank you
Save yourself the trouble. If you haven't already done so then grow a viva zapata moustache. If this is a problem, then a good merkin can be had from most costume outfitters.
 
#15
........................oh, I'm surprised you don't have the blank slides that only reveal when exposed to black light..................
 
#17
moving-target-survivor said:
'ARRSE' rank slides!!!!

MTS...you are a messiah!

ARRSE rank slides......similar to the tartan ones that some of the jock regiments wear but in arrse tie/socks/watchstrap colours. The DPM colours will be changed to straight lines with the subtlest pink line interspersed.....

fantastic!

With ARRSE underneath of course....
 

Mr Happy

LE
Moderator
#18
annony_mouse said:
......I need them sometime soon and the unit have none, leaving me to look rather silly....having to tell people I'm SF....
When I worked with them, somewhere, they were all wearing jungly tops with RLC berets (with RTR cap badges LOL). I suspect the jungly top and Die Marco assault rifle might give you away...

Alternately, just rock up in jeans and a rugby top and get tea for people to show you're not above them, that'll send the message a trick.

2nd alternately, wear a SAS version of johnny depps CIA t-shirt bottom left:

 
#20
Mr Happy said:
annony_mouse said:
............ just rock up in jeans and a rugby top and get tea for people to show you're not above them, that'll send the message a trick.

2nd alternately, wear a SAS version of johnny depps CIA t-shirt bottom left:


......surely he'll have to remove the black North-Face puffa jacket first???
 

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