The thread earlier reminded me of the great range briefs we used to have prior to a days firing. Some of the safety points on the Q&A were classics. The "dont wear a yellow and black beret in turret when using HESH" was mentioned. With one regiment we would have 2ic would start with a "On this day in 19xx blah blah blah". When the brief was finished he would ask someone what the date was. Of course nobody could remember and he would accuse the unlucky person of not listening! Press ups invariably followed. Happy days! Any other classics?