random thoughts that make some kinda sense every now and the

#1
hopefully i'm not the only one, but every now and then i have totally random thoughts that when i think about them later on, raise up a pretty interesting point.

examples:
- a stationary brick can be the start of a whole civilization, but a brick in motion fucking hurts.

- if a man pierces his left ear, then he's (apparently) gay, so if he pierces both ears, is he bi?

point is, i wanna hear some others so i dont feel like a total and useless retarded dumbass of a cock.

have fun.
 
#2
Vegtables can't swim.
There are no fish on the moon.
 
#5
put a pack of stuff on a truck- it's called a shipment...... put it on a boat, it's called Car-go.
 
#6
If you had a vehicle that traveled faster than light, could you strike a match on the moon, travel back to earth and watch yourself striking it on the moon through a telescope?

Or Would it be easier to get a mate to video you doing it in the mess and watch yourself doing it later on the telly because there is not a telescope powerful enough?
 
#7
Stokey said:
What would happen if you put a humidifier and dehumidifier in the same room and switched them both on?
The same as if you didnt put either of them in there in the first place?
 
#8
#9
In space...no one can hear you scream...... but when sh:t blows up in Star Wars it's well loud.
 
#10
yes, a very satisfying crunch as her hip breaks, the the muffled noise of me pushing her down the stairs.
 
#12
Is sneezing when you cough a bad thing, or will it make your toes fall off?
 
#13
How can Batman be classed as a superhero, if he hasn't got superhero powers?
 
#15
If you go back into your past and alter the future,have you really altered the future ,or was that your future anyway?
 
#20
Why is Dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why does "Stammer" have two Ms and "Stutter" have two Ts?

Why does minimalistic have so many letters?
 

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