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Random things that are getting right on my ******* tits

TheIronDuke

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Book Reviewer
#1
Heh. Where to start, eh? It cannot be the voices in my head. Because Ms Joblin says there is no voices in my head.

The road works between that Four Lane Ends and West Moor with their poxy mundy temporary traffic lights. That is getting right on my ******* tits.
 
#2
Heh. Where to start, eh? It cannot be the voices in my head. Because Ms Joblin says there is no voices in my head.

The road works between that Four Lane Ends and West Moor with their poxy mundy temporary traffic lights. That is getting right on my ******* tits.
I take it you are back from your night out then?

Did you get me a BK?
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#3
I take it you are back from your night out then?

Did you get me a BK?
I threw it over a hedge and it was eaten by something furry and fast moving. BK is the enemy of LBD. We have discussed this.

Mike Ashley. Grade One Throbber. Biting his fat little nails because Stephen Ireland will cost the Toon £70k a week. So to ease his pain he goes out with his Bestest Bezza Pardew to Aspers casino and blows £1m playing something called Craps.

On. My. Tits.
 
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Tremaine

Guest
#4
Random things getting on my tIts? simples....fecking TV (loud) adverts, the Autoglass adverts... or that underdog advert, grrrrrrr. And why is that Google Chrome insists on booting in to the fecking Bookmarks page, every time. Gets right on my knockers. And... breathe...
 
#5
Rumour has it that the photo on the Magpies calendar for Feb is Andy Carrol. Or so my mackem next door neighbour told me this morning.
 
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Lechies

Guest
#7
I threw it over a hedge and it was eaten by something furry and fast moving. BK is the enemy of LBD. We have discussed this.

Mike Ashley. Grade One Throbber. Biting his fat little nails because Stephen Ireland will cost the Toon £70k a week.
Oh yeah, Stephen Ireland, he's in good company with Ashley, he's a useless **** an all.
 
#8
Not Just Green Park All Fecking Stations

Also people that walk up to the barriers at Tube Stations then decide to search for their Oyster Card.......I have all the time in the world to stand behind you Dick Splash

So I **** with peoples minds and pretend to be a Jedi by placing my Osyter Card inside my glove, boldly walk up to said barrier waft hand over like Obi Wan Kinobi and walk through, feckin great....


Magic
 
#10
The ******* Lloyds TSB ads when they sponsor the weather. The moron characters, in a perfectly serviceable room insist on standing under the bit where it is raining through a hole!!! Cretins. Then the plumber puts up an umbrella for 'em. How much is that going to add to the bill?

And the idiots who insist on standing up and re-packing their bags, getting their coats on then standing by the train doors ten minutes before it arrives at it's terminus. Doesn't make it get there any faster you wassocks!!
 
#11
The dipshits that overtake me on a morning on a double white just to sit in front of me having risked the lives of themselves, person coming towards us and most importantly mine.
 
#12
The dipshits that overtake me on a morning on a double white just to sit in front of me having risked the lives of themselves, person coming towards us and most importantly mine.

Yoooou lucky fcukers:

Adverts, not only loud but the same fecking ones in between every programme on OSN in Dubai.

Traffic, every morning from Dubai to Abu Dhabi, they undertake, overtake and everythingtake at 160clicks and if you are in the way they tailgate and flash - even when there is nowhere to fcuking go.

Every day.....................makes me seethe!!!!
 
#13
"Why are you sitting on the edge of the chair Mrs Jebote?"

"Because the cat is there"

"Well move the cat then so you can sit down properly"

"She is sleeping, and she was there first"

"Are you taking the piss"?
 
#14
Padres, bishops, priests, mullahs, jews, catholics, anglicans, muslims, evangelical fruit cakes, god heads and all things religious get on my tits...yeah I hate religion quite a lot.
 

Schaden

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
Those moronically stupid 118 tv ads - who in hell thought irritating people to the extent they refuse to use your product EVER was good advertising?
 
#17
Women that stand in bus queues for ten minutes then when the bus arrives they rummage round in their bag for their purse then spend ten minutes putting five pence pieces into the slot one at a time.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#18
Padres, bishops, priests, mullahs, jews, catholics, anglicans, muslims, evangelical fruit cakes, god heads and all things religious get on my tits...yeah I hate religion quite a lot.
Fr. Sharp? I thought you'd gone for retraining in Africa after the cottaging incident.
 
#19
Padres, bishops, priests, mullahs, jews, catholics, anglicans, muslims, evangelical fruit cakes, god heads and all things religious get on my tits...yeah I hate religion quite a lot.
Hate is a nasty word. Jesus never hated anyone you know, You could learn from that!

PM me for more advise
 
#20
insurance companies regulary giving different pathetic excuses for increasing policies,

TFL buses changing mid route during rush hour & having to get off & wait for another, good job obtaining a oyster receipt saves being ripped off,

Ignorant, arrogant drivers (taxis & couriers) I know you have a living to make,

That's all I can think off at present..
 

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