Can any arrsers out there settle a drunken rhetorical argument I had with a mate last night? Just supposing you got the opportunity to meet the Queen and, instead of bowing your head as custom dictates, you felled her with a haymaker or stuck the nut on her. Would would the likely consequences be? Technically its an assualt which round my way would probably get you about twenty hours community service however clearly it wouldnt be as simple as that. Would you get the maximum possible sentence for an ABH (I beleive about 5 years) or is there some sort of special law that could be invoked that would see you sent to the Tower? Its just one of those random questions that you think of after 6 pints of Stella!