Random Quotes

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sparky8, May 10, 2007.

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  1. Now I know that most will say that I should just not look at them but some are genuinely funny and/or quite interesting and to be honest I like reading Churchills put down's or the logic of Sun Tzu.

    However, it seems to have been hijacked by cnuts like Chief Joseph who seem to think that we want to know what they have said in some random conversation. Which brings me nicely to SFC Joey Coon. Who the fcuck is he? I've googeld it and all I seem to find is a picture of some young oik who is collecting stuff for charity. Why the fcuck would I want to read about some random septic?? Arrgghhh can't someone moderate it so that at least each soundbite is worth a look at?

    Rant over, apologies if I have caused offence......
  2. Here's a random quote:

    If little girls are made of sugar and spice,
    why do they always taste of fish?

  3. Here's another:

    What's black and blue and hates anal sex?

    The ten year old in the boot of my car.
  4. Gen. Sir Bindon Blood's famous Toast :

    "Gentlemen! I give you Cnut and Gunpowder! I came into this world by one, and I expect to leave it by the other. And I love the smell of 'em both!"