Random pheasant delivery?

#1
Came outside this morning to find this brace hanging on the wall.No note nor any idea where they came from.

They appear to be fresh and in goood condition-so pheasant breasts in bacon for lunch today!

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Grumblegrunt

LE
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#3
no that's a pigs heart nailed to the front door

this smacks of wicca
 
#7
They could have committed suicide , very stressful time of year for pheasants.
Actually it was a murder/suicide. The cock claimed 2 of the eggs weren't his.......
 
#8
Mebbe they died in an accident !(a firearms accident) lol
 
#9
Happens a lot where I live in the Highlands, them or a plassy bag with a Salmon in it.
Just learn to live with it as one of the strange country customs. (ask no questions and you'll be told no lies)
It's a message that you are accepted as being part of the local community.

As somebody else said, it's a different message if you're a game-keeper and you keep finding them Nailed to your front door!
 
#13
It's the gamekeeper's code.

A cock and hen together means you're invited around to a party at his place for a night of drinking, fighting and *******.






It'll be a small do- just the two of you.
 
#14
Seems they were supposed to be going to the milf next door.That said,she has no idea what to do with pheasants so I have offered to go around and show her what to do with her breasts.
 

CountryGal

MIA
Book Reviewer
#15
Seems they were supposed to be going to the milf next door.That said,she has no idea what to do with pheasants so I have offered to go around and show her what to do with her breasts.
For her benefit or yours :)
 

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