Instead of the operator saying "Hello. Hello" ad nausem
She should have a rap back at him.
Here is my suggestion. (To the tune of your favourite crappy rap tune)
Hey Man you do have rights!
You got rights to wear mums tights.
Youâre a free man now my dude,
So get off this phone and donât be rude.
Stay on the line for one more minute
Initt. Initt. Initt. Initt.
Hey Man you do have rights!
And right now youâre in our sights.
Itâs a sum. A cool equation,
Man itâs called triangulation.
Hear that siren down the street?
Thatâs the Man. He got you beat.
Youâve tied up these lines
For far too long.
Our arm is long.
Our arm is strong.
Hey Man, you are a proper clown,
The game is up, you be âgoin down.
Cell door slamming on lonely nights.
Yeah Man. Thatâs your fucking rights.