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Random Crap Facts!!

#1
We all knoe 'em! We all love 'em! lets be having 'em! Just a few to start the ball rolling...

At any one time, 0.7% of the worlds population is drunk!

At least 10 people are killed by vending machines every year!

Taking into account the weight differences, Men are proportionately stronger than horses!

Pain Travels through your body at 350 feet per second!!!
 
#2
A duck's quack doesn't echo ;)
 
#4
If you use Immac as a sexual lubricant you are guaranteed extremely noisy sex......
 
#6
RAF Movers spend 95% of their course learning to be insubordinate and getting away with it.

The other 5% is devoted to fcuking you about in new and unique ways.

eg, scran's on in the Gateway in 5 mins. Transport will take you there. 10 mins later in the galley.-Nah, scran doesn't start for another hour, go back to the terminal. Go back to terminal. No, you haven't got time to go to scran later-your flight boards in 3 hours.....
 
#7
If you sneeze with your eyes open they will pop off their sockets.
 
#8
If you w_ank off right before sex you are guaranteed to "last" longer.
 
#9
Devil_Dog said:
If you w_ank off right before sex you are guaranteed to "last" longer.
Why would anyone want to do that?
 
#10
Shaving your groin makes your dick look at least one inch longer.
 
#11
Death_Rowums said:
Devil_Dog said:
If you w_ank off right before sex you are guaranteed to "last" longer.
Why would anyone want to do that?
Duh! To last longer.You want me to draw you a diagram? :strong:
 
#12
Devil_Dog said:
Death_Rowums said:
Devil_Dog said:
If you w_ank off right before sex you are guaranteed to "last" longer.
Why would anyone want to do that?
Duh! To last longer.You want me to draw you a diagram? :strong:
Is that even worth me saying wah?
 
#13
You just did! wah! :D
 
#17
Your nose keeps growing til the day you die
 
#20
You can lead a cow up stairs but not down.

Who was the first to try this and more disturbing why?!?
 

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