Random Crap Facts!!

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Richy_Lancer, Sep 26, 2006.

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  1. We all knoe 'em! We all love 'em! lets be having 'em! Just a few to start the ball rolling...

    At any one time, 0.7% of the worlds population is drunk!

    At least 10 people are killed by vending machines every year!

    Taking into account the weight differences, Men are proportionately stronger than horses!

    Pain Travels through your body at 350 feet per second!!!
  2. A duck's quack doesn't echo ;)
  3. Kangaroos can't walk down stairs.
  4. If you use Immac as a sexual lubricant you are guaranteed extremely noisy sex......
  5. The first bomb dropped by the Allies on berlin in WW2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

    All the random cr@p you will ever need, google rules the world!!!

  6. RAF Movers spend 95% of their course learning to be insubordinate and getting away with it.

    The other 5% is devoted to fcuking you about in new and unique ways.

    eg, scran's on in the Gateway in 5 mins. Transport will take you there. 10 mins later in the galley.-Nah, scran doesn't start for another hour, go back to the terminal. Go back to terminal. No, you haven't got time to go to scran later-your flight boards in 3 hours.....
  7. If you sneeze with your eyes open they will pop off their sockets.
  8. If you w_ank off right before sex you are guaranteed to "last" longer.
  9. Why would anyone want to do that?
  10. Shaving your groin makes your dick look at least one inch longer.
  11. Duh! To last longer.You want me to draw you a diagram? :strong:
  12. Is that even worth me saying wah?
  13. You just did! wah! :D
  14. 97.5% of all facts used by blokes in arguments are amade up on the spot.