Random but humourous text conversation

#1
Received a text message from an unknown number tonight, have absolutely no clue who it is but I like their sense of humour!
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Certainly beats the PPI/accident claim texts I normally get! Will post more as it continues or until the phantom texter reveals him/herself (I'm leaning towards "him" and probably one of you lot!)
 
#2
i didn't keep it, but I had a three week long text exchange last year with someone I thought I knew, but turned out to be a complete stranger .
The responses and following questions were close enough to what I expected them to be and the whole thing wandered along at a handful of texts a day until the other person (who i genuinely believed to be an old mate) rang and turned out to be a woman. Most odd conversation followed and we had a laugh about it.
I then texted her a picture of my cock, and she has yet to respond.
 
#4
Why would you talk dirty with some geezer you don't know? He could be a loon in Broadmoor!

Stick to us perverts on ARSSE, you know it makes sense.
 
#5
Why would you talk dirty with some geezer you don't know? He could be a loon in Broadmoor!

Stick to us perverts on ARSSE, you know it makes sense.
Wise words. Like a girl I used to know who I found on Facebook, I could see all her photos without even adding her as a friend, she should get that sorted, any pervert could be wanking over her photos not just a nice bloke like me.
 
#9
Why would you talk dirty with some geezer you don't know? He could be a loon in Broadmoor!

Stick to us perverts on ARSSE, you know it makes sense.
I assumed that he/she would eventually make themselves known. I don't hand out my phone number freely, and thought that this was probably someone I did know who had changed their number. As it was, I sent one more reply to the above:
She was rather wonderful. I'd never had that done before.
posted the screen shots up here, and heard no more. I'm now left with the sneaky suspicion the texter is an ARRSEr!


And if you think that's talking dirty, you want to get out more! ;-)
 
#10
Received a text message from an unknown number tonight, have absolutely no clue who it is but I like their sense of humour!
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Certainly beats the PPI/accident claim texts I normally get! Will post more as it continues or until the phantom texter reveals him/herself (I'm leaning towards "him" and probably one of you lot!)
Well, its obviously The Iron Duke still trying to find a solution to his pig arse problem.
 
#11
You're the second person who's suggested it's TiD!!
 
#13
This mystery has been solved, only to be replaced by another one!

I received a PM from a friend who said he too had had a series of text messages from an unknown number:

First one was 'I'm sorry'
my reply was 'about what?'
then I got 'Grey Mafia'
then I sent 'no idea what you are talking about'
then nothing
I'd love to know what I've done that needs apologising for, at least give me a chance to revel in it!
 
#16
You mean the card, found in the phonebox outside Victoria bus station.
Is not actually you offering thigh massages at matesrates
 
#17
You mean the card, found in the phonebox outside Victoria bus station.
Is not actually you offering thigh massages at matesrates
Definitely not me, so you might want to stop dialing...

...or not...

;-)
 
#19
I would.




He does have a certain reputation, and I think he shot his batman for wanking in the quince jelly.
Does that mean that "Wonder Woman" is....The_Snail!?! :wtf:
 

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