I am a man of the world. I can cook (as long as itâs beans on toast, jacket potatoes or out of a cook book), iron (especially after the year long ironing course that is the âHurst) and other usually woman associated tasks. However, on receiving orders from the LHCoS (Long Haired Chief of Staff), I was tasked to tidy up the room whilst she was out. Imagine my surprise when I found over 11 pairs of shoes (including four pairs of what appeared to be the same boots), something which appeared to be dental floss but was part of the worldâs smallest G String, about seven belts, more make up than in a small Boots and âmementosâ of our courtship â notes, letters etc. I understand all of this (except for the 4 pairs of the same boots â apparently itâs to do with the heel??). What does confuse me are the obsessions with pillows and teddy bears. What are they for â she is not a young thing anymore â why does she need teddy bears?? One of them is one I bought for her from Hamburg â had a cock and squeaky balls (I was minging!), but the others are from when she was a kid. And the cushions. Why. They are furry or huge and no use to man nor beast. So, my question isâ¦.. What is the obsession with the bear and what use are the cushions?