Rancid Women

#1
A friend of mine was reminising about his days in the Shot and told us of the time he and a mate were walking back to camp, in a drunken state munching kebabs when....

..out of a nearby flat window two 'girls' called down and after a minute of chit chat the lads were invited up 'for a coffee'.

Said mate ended up with the fattest one of the two mingers and they made their way to the bedroom and proceeded to get down and dirty - quite literally.

Being a fan of lickin the bean said mate went south and found his kebab almost making an unwelcome return from the rancid smell of rotting fish.

When asked what he did next (expecting him to have made his excuses and left) he said he just spat as much saliva onto her box as possible and made the best of it.

Does he deserve some kind of recognition for charitable services to fat fish-stenching burds?

And do you guys have any horror stories of your own?
 

maninblack

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#2
A certain QA in the Shot during the mid 1980s was famous for her well developed aroma. It wasn't that she was a grot bag as such just well scented.

One of the Cpls was porking her on a regular basis and the boys could always tell she was in the block by the scent which was strong enough to waft under the door.

:cry:
 
#5
Nothing I like more than a lovely well scented pie!!! don't you just hate it when you go down and all you get is a taste of dove soap or whatever, i reckon if you encounter such a clinical bearded clam they should be kicked out and made to go for a run round the block first. Yum Yum :twisted: :lol: :p :lol: :twisted:
 
#6
maninblack said:
A certain QA in the Shot during the mid 1980s was famous for her well developed aroma. It wasn't that she was a grot bag as such just well scented.

One of the Cpls was porking her on a regular basis and the boys could always tell she was in the block by the scent which was strong enough to waft under the door.

:cry:
I think I may have met said QA.....on more than one occasion :oops:

I am such a bad boy who needs punishing :wink:
 
#9
Cowhead said:
Excuse my ignorance, but what is a QA?
Quick pick:

A. Quite Available

B. Quite Assured

C. Quality Assured

D. Royalty

E. none of the above
 
B

Biscuits_AB

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#11
Moodybitch said:
A friend of mine was reminising about his days in the Shot and told us of the time he and a mate were walking back to camp, in a drunken state munching kebabs when....

..out of a nearby flat window two 'girls' called down and after a minute of chit chat the lads were invited up 'for a coffee'.

Said mate ended up with the fattest one of the two mingers and they made their way to the bedroom and proceeded to get down and dirty - quite literally.

Being a fan of lickin the bean said mate went south and found his kebab almost making an unwelcome return from the rancid smell of rotting fish.

When asked what he did next (expecting him to have made his excuses and left) he said he just spat as much saliva onto her box as possible and made the best of it.

Does he deserve some kind of recognition for charitable services to fat fish-stenching burds?

And do you guys have any horror stories of your own?
That was you and your sister.
 

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