Ralph's Operation

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  1. When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
    But, several weeks later Ralph's penis had grown by almost fifty centimeters and he was becoming quite concerned, as was having some problems dressing, it was also beginning to affect his walking, so he and his wife decided to go and see a prominent urologist.
    The doctor examined Ralph then explained to the couple, that, although Ralph's condition was very rare, it could be fixed with corrective surgery.
    After taking in the information for a minute or so, Ralph's wife asked... "So how long will Ralph be on crutches?"
    "Crutches?," the doctor said surprised, "Why would he need crutches?"
    The wife answered "Well, you are going to lengthen his legs aren't you?"