Twice in my life now I've been affected by this. The first, as a smitten schoolboy, the girl I adored, the girl I joined a swimming club and attended at 6am five days a week just to see her in a swimsuit and be near her. One morning in the queue to go in, I watched her brain mining, her finger sunk to the first knuckle trying to dislodge a branflake..... 'Fair enough' I thought, semi on subsiding......... then the beautiful girl I think I loved looked at her trophy and the gopping trollop scoffed it. I was distraught, traumatised and out of lust / love in an instant...... Even thinking about it now I feel conned that I'd had feelings for a bogey eating damsel who snacked on nostril debris. Then..... Yesterday, stood in the bank, my head was turned by a very very pretty lady, sat in the back at the bank finishing her lunch. I couldn't help but stare, elated she was here in my local branch and my mind was racing at ways to pest her. I've never been so chuffed at the bloke who was emptying his penny jar and the woman who was trying to argue that Direct Debits were the banks fault and that she had no money....... It meant I could stare at my new fave chick for longer. To say she was stunning is an absolute understatement. She finished her lunch, then went to the mirror (just out of sight) combed her hair, touched up her lipstick and came back out the counter......... I even let a grubby person go in front of me, to increase my chances of landed at her window. Just then I saw her, unashamedly pick her hooter....... shocked, but thought I'd use it as a way to embarrass her when I got to the counter to begin my pesting offensive. Then she did it....... the new love of my life ate the fcuking bogey from the pad of her index finger. How I contained my revulsion at this dirty slag is beyond me, her natural beauty vanished, tarnished and gone forever with my mind firmly etched with the blue print of her eating snot. I did get to embarrass her, I paid in, without word, not even able to look at her...... she was polite and when I turned smartly to my right to march out I simply asked her if she 'sucked handkercheifs too' Dirty fcuking cow. Anyone else seen pretty girls eating bogeys?