RAF Slacker Appears on BBC Breakfast

LARD

War Hero
#1
Anyone spot the RAF full-screw being interviewed by BBC Carol Kirkwood at 0645 today? Slovenly scrote - hands in pockets and hadn't dragged a comb acrross his head. What kind of message does this convey? Rant off.... :x :x :evil:
 
#4
He obviously has never heard of Brylcream. Or seen any of the old war films with the RAF Tally Ho. Or maybe he suffers from Crabs
 
#5
Does anyone remember the immortal words

"Sack of shoite tied in the middle"

Oh hang on.

Perhaps The Emporer told him that no-one would be watching!
 
#6
"6:45 you say? Yes, yes, I see what you mean, that is awfully early my little RAF worm. Just drag yourself out of your pit and throw on the first thing you find, no-one from ARRSE could possibly watching telly that early. Off you go now."

vvaannmmaann - you did well to spot my work.

I AM YOUR OVERLORD AND PROTECTOR
 
#8
Emperor_Mong said:
"6:45 you say? Yes, yes, I see what you mean, that is awfully early my little RAF worm. Just drag yourself out of your pit and throw on the first thing you find, no-one from ARRSE could possibly watching telly that early. Off you go now."

vvaannmmaann - you did well to spot my work.

I AM YOUR OVERLORD AND PROTECTOR

Good God,are none of of us safe from HIM?
 
#9
Their Lineys! What do you expect lol! Not aircrew who would have been sorting their hair in the mirror for hours before!

Like what one said "i'm normally on leave for my birthday" :lol:

Both would have recieved a heavy fine of several crates for the next beer call!
 
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Screw_The_Nut

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#10
LARD said:
Anyone spot the RAF full-screw being interviewed by BBC Carol Kirkwood at 0645 today? Slovenly scrote - hands in pockets and hadn't dragged a comb acrross his head. What kind of message does this convey? Rant off.... :x :x :evil:
Yes, he was probably still asleep by then, they don't actually start work until after lunch do they?
 
#12
Ron_Manager said:
couldn't believe the hands in the pockets,

we got told off big style if we did that,sgt major was not amused!
Not many sgt majors in the Royal Air Force :twisted:
 
#14
exbluejob said:
Ron_Manager said:
couldn't believe the hands in the pockets,

we got told off big style if we did that,sgt major was not amused!
Not many sgt majors in the Royal Air Force :twisted:
Not many military people in the Royal Air Force either. Surely it can't be much longer before the powers that be realise that the 'Hundred Year Experiment' should be discontinued?
 
#15
Emperor_Mong said:
"6:45 you say? Yes, yes, I see what you mean, that is awfully early my little RAF worm. Just drag yourself out of your pit and throw on the first thing you find, no-one from ARRSE could possibly watching telly that early. Off you go now."

vvaannmmaann - you did well to spot my work.

I AM YOUR OVERLORD AND PROTECTOR
Your Mongness I think you may be a fake You sent me more than 15 Posts last week ooohh sh1te they were PMs I apologise for ever doubting you. I am off to replace the hall lights as per your most resent instruction wish me luck.
 
#16
Airfix said:
exbluejob said:
Ron_Manager said:
couldn't believe the hands in the pockets,

we got told off big style if we did that,sgt major was not amused!
Not many sgt majors in the Royal Air Force :twisted:
And that's part and parcel of the fcuking problem now isn't it! :D
WTF would the RAF want someone who is very good at being shouty but can't do F all else for? Could get a couple of police dogs for the wage :twisted:
 
#17
exbluejob said:
Airfix said:
exbluejob said:
Ron_Manager said:
couldn't believe the hands in the pockets,

we got told off big style if we did that,sgt major was not amused!
Not many sgt majors in the Royal Air Force :twisted:
And that's part and parcel of the fcuking problem now isn't it! :D
WTF would the RAF want someone who is very good at being shouty but can't do F all else for? Could get a couple of police dogs for the wage :twisted:
To cure your all encompassing homosexuality you grubby slip on shoe wearer...

We in the fighting services do realise you're pretty much non combatant these days and are "the fourth...and worst... budget airline" but try and at least keep a veneer of being connected somehow if that is at all possible.

RAF.... 90 years of living it up on the defence budget.
 
#18
Ethel_the_Aardvark said:
Not many military people in the Royal Air Force either. Surely it can't be much longer before the powers that be realise that the 'Hundred Year Experiment' should be discontinued?
If you were in the Air Force you'd have known that it would be another 10 years as the RAF has just celebrated its 90 year anniversary and 90 from 100 = 10 :twisted:
 
#19
shortfuse said:
To cure your all encompassing homosexuality you grubby slip on shoe wearer....
Homosexuality is quite legal in HM Forces nowadays. However I retired before it became compulsory :)

shortfuse said:
RAF.... 90 years of living it up on the defence budget.
Jealousy will get you nowhere :D
 
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