Surely if he was following Royal drills, he would have blatted off 3 rounds and be moving to another position whilst in mid leap for cover.
Did Jimmy ever do Santa in the Sgts Mess at Lympstonia? Heaven forbid.
Silver service, or just fronting for the burger flippers at The Golden Arches?
Since they're rockapes, my money's on sunnoficarus having the 'served' edge.
===== Stonkernote: To sunnoficarus. Don't get too carried away: I've got a 14 yr old son in the Air Cadets. If he doesn't quit through boredom in the next 12 months, I will hold his infantry expertise to be on a par with that of the average Rockape JNCO.