And to think that LGB once upon a time stood for Laser Guided Bomb amongst the sideways walking fraternity...
Tad unnecessary, however, dear Defence Press Office, to call Stonewall a "renowned charity". A "well organised and very vocal special interest lobbying group whom everyone is too afraid to criticise these days" might have been a bit fairer.
Now that is boggling my mind...two out of five or four out of five...yes. How did it work vis a vis the odd number of orifices/implements? Actually don't answer, we'll pretend this never happened. it is dishonest of us you are right. however it will be better for all of us in the long term. Here, have some clown porn as a compensatory gesture.
RAF Nicosia, prior to handing over to the UN, in the 70's had a couple of very friendly crabs. One was called Dick and the other was called Shag. Turooo.
They got caught because their mates were suspicious that they always left the bar early. The SIB did a intelligent and professional piece of investigatory work by taking pics through a gap in the curtains. Their punishment - because the RAF wasn't so tolerant back then -? They got split up, one remained on detachment at Nic and t'other got sent all the way back to Akrotiri.