raf endorsed hand dryers

£284 for the "you won't find cheaper" hand dryer?! All it is is the element out of a toaster and a crappy fan - I'm clearly in the wrong job!
And so as not to disappoint, at the bottom of the page we have;

Dyson Airblade Hand Dryer
Uses 80% less energy than warm air hand dryers. Rent now from Initial.
Very appropriate; overhyped, expensive, claimed as British to the core but actually cheap and plasticky, gets tired quickly and you wish you hadn't bought into the whole thing.

...yes, the RAF is also a bit like a Dyson.