RAF Bum Bandit (Arrsecension Islands)

#1
Well is it, when I went two RAF guys were sent home on the next plane after some US Engineers caught them at it at a beech party.

The RAF women didn't appear interested in the opposite sex either.

So is this place the RAF bum bandit/bean flicker posting?
 
#2
Or did both sexes look at each other and think fcuk it your gopping and I've not been on tour long enough for you to be remotely attractive I'd rather shag my own
 
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#3
brettarider said:
Or did both sexes look at each other and think fcuk it your gopping and I've not been on tour long enough for you to be remotely attractive I'd rather shag my own
You've been in that situation as well then? Complete b*stard isn't it?.... especially if your not keen on facial hair.
 
#4
Biscuits_AB said:
brettarider said:
Or did both sexes look at each other and think fcuk it your gopping and I've not been on tour long enough for you to be remotely attractive I'd rather shag my own
You've been in that situation as well then? Complete b*stard isn't it?.... especially if your not keen on facial hair.
No I was never a monkey
 
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#7
Nope the fact that she was wearing a red hat, had a moustache and did anal on the first date did.
 
#9
blue_sophist said:
There's never been a bummer in the Army, I suppose, so this must have some novelty value for you ... ;-)
3 para mortar?
 
#10
polar said:
Well is it, when I went two RAF guys were sent home on the next plane after some US Engineers caught them at it at a beech party.

The RAF women didn't appear interested in the opposite sex either.

So is this place the RAF bum bandit/bean flicker posting?
Now one of the thing's learnt in the RAF is that unless you are;

RAF Regiment
or
RAF Police
the average techie like my good self does'nt stand a flying chance with a WRAF minger!!
Mind you,the state of some of the minger's when I was in,I wouldnt touch them with a iron c*ck!
 
#11
spike7451 said:
Now one of the thing's learnt in the RAF is that unless you are;
RAF Regiment or RAF Police the average techie like my good self does'nt stand a flying chance with a WRAF minger!!
Mind you,the state of some of the minger's when I was in,I wouldnt touch them with a iron c*ck!
Are you sure it isn't your acne problem, or your BO, beer-gut, receding hairline, lack of personality, Farahs and white socks?

I know loads of guys who were not Regt/RAFP who pulled well ... perhaps you just got left behind in the rush?
 
#12
spike7451 said:
the average techie like my good self does'nt stand a flying chance with a WRAF minger!!
I wish someone had told me that before I told my boss it was a wufter camp, yes he was there at the same time
 
#13
blue_sophist said:
spike7451 said:
Now one of the thing's learnt in the RAF is that unless you are;
RAF Regiment or RAF Police the average techie like my good self does'nt stand a flying chance with a WRAF minger!!
Mind you,the state of some of the minger's when I was in,I wouldnt touch them with a iron c*ck!
Are you sure it isn't your acne problem, or your BO, beer-gut, receding hairline, lack of personality, Farahs and white socks?

I know loads of guys who were not Regt/RAFP who pulled well ... perhaps you just got left behind in the rush?
Never had Acne.......maybe it was the WRAF's who were desperate?


Oh..how'd you know I'm going bald?? :omfg:
 

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