As if my life isn't sad enough, I was clearing out old e-mails the other night and found myself reading the synopsis from one of last week's episodes of the Archers (my wife's the fan...no really) and was astounded to read this: Date: 13/7/2007 Synopsis: Alice and Amy have a clash of opinions when, on a shopping trip, they see the RAF handing out information about joining the forces. Alice is interested although Amy insists that the RAF are just soulless killing machines. I think that Amy may be a little over the top - I suppose its better than being called "Utterly Useless." I'll have to try and live up to this "Soulless Killer" lifestyle next time I get to fire my 15 rounds down at the 25m range - I may even get some on target. As a first step, I'll have to try and stop dropping too many pencils. I wonder if this is the start of a new storyline - or even a spin-off? Alice joins the RAF as an Engineering Officer, Sid Perks becomes a Harrier mate and Eddie Grundy takes over as CAS.