RAF aircraftswoman sets fire to food.

Discussion in 'Royal Air Force' started by sunnoficarus, Nov 1, 2012.

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  1. I can see her receiving a DFC for that...looks dangerous!
  2. Will she get a medal?
  3. blue-sophist

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    Possibly a chocolate one - which she will then accidentally melt whilst flambéing something.
  4. Pretty chopsy of the OP considering he's never served.
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  5. Correct, I've never been a waiter.
  6. ...and that, gentlemen, is the answer to the perennial question;

    'How do you barbecue an egg?'
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  7. I believe the dish is called 'Bastion Harrier Surprise'.
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  8. Until it appears in 'Signal', aka MoD RSS feed, I'm calling Photoshop on this one...
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  9. She's ruined that salad!
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  10. I'll lay odds that she's got the standard-issue upside-down legs too.
  11. All of you, stop it now! Never ever, ever make fun of a woman that knows how to cook. These are people we want onside.
  12. Doesn't look complicated enough to be described as 'cooking'.
  13. Flambéing is a dangerous business you know! Many's the eyelash, eyebrow, and fringe that I've melted with over zealous application of various spirits to a super hot pan.

    Good fun though!
  14. She is a steward so just does a bit of flashy stuff in the mess before slapping it down in front of the CO.

    Most women cant cook (apart from everyones gran, before microwaves and iceland see!)

    My friend is cooking me a tagliatelli as I write this. She's been at it for 45 minutes now and it still doesnt smell ready. I'm a head sloppo and seriously not looking forward to it.

    If you dont hear back the bitch has poisoned me.
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