RAF aircraftswoman sets fire to food.

#3
Will she get a medal?
 
#5
Pretty chopsy of the OP considering he's never served.
 
#7
...and that, gentlemen, is the answer to the perennial question;

'How do you barbecue an egg?'
 
#8
I believe the dish is called 'Bastion Harrier Surprise'.
 
#10
She's ruined that salad!
 
#14
Flambéing is a dangerous business you know! Many's the eyelash, eyebrow, and fringe that I've melted with over zealous application of various spirits to a super hot pan.

Good fun though!
 
#15
She is a steward so just does a bit of flashy stuff in the mess before slapping it down in front of the CO.

Most women cant cook (apart from everyones gran, before microwaves and iceland see!)

My friend is cooking me a tagliatelli as I write this. She's been at it for 45 minutes now and it still doesnt smell ready. I'm a head sloppo and seriously not looking forward to it.

If you dont hear back the bitch has poisoned me.
 
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#16
Doesn't look complicated enough to be described as 'cooking'.
Nonsense! She is a great chef and also very pretty and I am not just saying that incase she is an ARRSEr. If she is however, she should feel free to pop over to my place and demonstrate her skills.
 
#17
Looks like standard RAF mess food to me. I did like crêpes. So how's that one lonely sausage then?
 
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Mr_Tigger

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#18
My friend is cooking me a tagliatelli as I write this. She's been at it for 45 minutes now and it still doesnt smell ready. I'm a head sloppo and seriously not looking forward to it.

If you dont hear back the bitch has poisoned me.
We are going to need some photos for evidential reasons just in case you are poisoned. I have a great memory for tits.
 
#19
That's nothing - I've seen army cooks burning stuff as far back as the 70's.

Last time was two regimental cooks/chefs sitting outside on the kitchen doorstep having a quick cigarette, while myself and the Sgt major put out the flames in the unattended kitchen.

The apple crumble was ruined...

Rodney2q
 
#20
Nonsense! She is a great chef and also very pretty and I am not just saying that incase she is an ARRSEr. If she is however, she should feel free to pop over to my place and demonstrate her skills.
You want her to set your arse on fire?

 
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