Radio Times(other listing mags are available)

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Father_Famine, Nov 30, 2009.

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  1. This is the NAAFI, it is is'nt it?

    On the front page there are three topics referring to TV Channels

    What the fcuk is going on? I come in to work on a Monday expecting to read the hilarious goings on from the weekend and you tw@ts are discussing the weekends TV.

    Next thing we know there will be topics about Who's Fit on Strictly, That girls annoying voice on X Fuctor and Who's a fcuking celebrity.

    Now, all you boring cnuts, Fcuk Off and let the NAAFI get back to its proper state.

    Katie Price asks Harvey what he wants to be when he grows up.
    "A Teacher, Mummy", The Big Lump says
    " Fcuk Off!" says the plastic one, "You can't even control your own pupils"
  2. I just stole the collection box from the local epilepsy society.

    They'll have a fucking fit when they find out
  3. FF So now we know how you spent your weekend then.
  4. I just went up to the first bloke I saw and screamed CUNT!!!!! at him as loud as I could. Fucking vicars, I've shat better.
  5. If someone throws an epileptic fit the best thing to do is throw them in a bath with your washing.
  6. A quick shorthand for my weekend would be:

  7. I worked all weekend. You bunch of cunts.

    Although speaking of which, anyone know when the Crimbo Radio Times is out? I need to pencil in my viewing so that I don't inadvertently get a life, go out and meet people and miss something good on telly.
  8. the 18th at a guess....
  9. Surely you'll be in church on Christmas Eve just like the Once-a-Year Fundamentalists?

    Me, I shall be getting very pissed in a City which should have been twinned with Sodom and Gomorrah instead of Freetown, Sierra Leone.
    I was grateful to learn that kerb crawling is picking up prostitutes and nothing at all to do with my traditional method of getting home after a night on the lash. Remember guys, drink sensibly, alcopops are for poofs.
  10. A vicar books into a hotel and asks the receptionist "Is the porn channel in the room disabled?"

    "No" she replies "its regular porn you sick b**tard!"
  11. Good to hear that you take it carefully when driving home after a night on the p1ss, far too many hurtle along without a care in the world.
    Just make sure your windows are closed, if you're driving that slow prostitutes can still proposition you
  12. Aye but this is arrse 2.0 the new improved and safe version.Just wait for 2.1 flower arranging and knitting patterns by then.
  13. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Oh goody. I will be able to brighten up my living room then. :roll: