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Radio Times(other listing mags are available)

#1
This is the NAAFI, it is is'nt it?

On the front page there are three topics referring to TV Channels

What the fcuk is going on? I come in to work on a Monday expecting to read the hilarious goings on from the weekend and you tw@ts are discussing the weekends TV.

Next thing we know there will be topics about Who's Fit on Strictly, That girls annoying voice on X Fuctor and Who's a fcuking celebrity.

Now, all you boring cnuts, Fcuk Off and let the NAAFI get back to its proper state.

Katie Price asks Harvey what he wants to be when he grows up.
"A Teacher, Mummy", The Big Lump says
" Fcuk Off!" says the plastic one, "You can't even control your own pupils"
 
#7
I worked all weekend. You bunch of cunts.

Although speaking of which, anyone know when the Crimbo Radio Times is out? I need to pencil in my viewing so that I don't inadvertently get a life, go out and meet people and miss something good on telly.
 
#8
shape.when.wet said:
I worked all weekend. You bunch of cunts.

Although speaking of which, anyone know when the Crimbo Radio Times is out? I need to pencil in my viewing so that I don't inadvertently get a life, go out and meet people and miss something good on telly.
the 18th at a guess....
 
#9
shape.when.wet said:
I worked all weekend. You bunch of cunts.

Although speaking of which, anyone know when the Crimbo Radio Times is out? I need to pencil in my viewing so that I don't inadvertently get a life, go out and meet people and miss something good on telly.
Surely you'll be in church on Christmas Eve just like the Once-a-Year Fundamentalists?

Me, I shall be getting very pissed in a City which should have been twinned with Sodom and Gomorrah instead of Freetown, Sierra Leone.
I was grateful to learn that kerb crawling is picking up prostitutes and nothing at all to do with my traditional method of getting home after a night on the lash. Remember guys, drink sensibly, alcopops are for poofs.
 
#10
A vicar books into a hotel and asks the receptionist "Is the porn channel in the room disabled?"

"No" she replies "its regular porn you sick b**tard!"
 
#11
Markintime said:
shape.when.wet said:
I worked all weekend. You bunch of cunts.

Although speaking of which, anyone know when the Crimbo Radio Times is out? I need to pencil in my viewing so that I don't inadvertently get a life, go out and meet people and miss something good on telly.
Surely you'll be in church on Christmas Eve just like the Once-a-Year Fundamentalists?

Me, I shall be getting very pissed in a City which should have been twinned with Sodom and Gomorrah instead of Freetown, Sierra Leone.
I was grateful to learn that kerb crawling is picking up prostitutes and nothing at all to do with my traditional method of getting home after a night on the lash. Remember guys, drink sensibly, alcopops are for poofs.
Good to hear that you take it carefully when driving home after a night on the p1ss, far too many hurtle along without a care in the world.
Just make sure your windows are closed, if you're driving that slow prostitutes can still proposition you
 
#12
Father_Famine said:
This is the NAAFI, it is is'nt it?

On the front page there are three topics referring to TV Channels

What the fcuk is going on? I come in to work on a Monday expecting to read the hilarious goings on from the weekend and you tw@ts are discussing the weekends TV.

Next thing we know there will be topics about Who's Fit on Strictly, That girls annoying voice on X Fuctor and Who's a fcuking celebrity.

Now, all you boring cnuts, Fcuk Off and let the NAAFI get back to its proper state.

Katie Price asks Harvey what he wants to be when he grows up.
"A Teacher, Mummy", The Big Lump says
" Fcuk Off!" says the plastic one, "You can't even control your own pupils"
Aye but this is arrse 2.0 the new improved and safe version.Just wait for 2.1 flower arranging and knitting patterns by then.
 

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#13
vvaannmmaann said:
Father_Famine said:
This is the NAAFI, it is is'nt it?

On the front page there are three topics referring to TV Channels

What the fcuk is going on? I come in to work on a Monday expecting to read the hilarious goings on from the weekend and you tw@ts are discussing the weekends TV.

Next thing we know there will be topics about Who's Fit on Strictly, That girls annoying voice on X Fuctor and Who's a fcuking celebrity.

Now, all you boring cnuts, Fcuk Off and let the NAAFI get back to its proper state.

Katie Price asks Harvey what he wants to be when he grows up.
"A Teacher, Mummy", The Big Lump says
" Fcuk Off!" says the plastic one, "You can't even control your own pupils"
Aye but this is arrse 2.0 the new improved and safe version.Just wait for 2.1 flower arranging and knitting patterns by then.
Oh goody. I will be able to brighten up my living room then. :roll:
 

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