Radio problems.

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  1. Listening to the radio I feel so out of place, there’s a certain something missing that the treble can’t erase.
  2. Erm, have you tried playing Ace of Base?
  3. When she woke up late in the morning
    Light and the day had just begun
    She opened up her eyes and thought
    O' what a morning
    It's not a day for work
    It's a day for catching sun
    Just laying on the beach and having fun
    She's going to get you

    I’ve got two pale hands up against the window pane
    I’m shaking with the heat of my need again
    Starts in my feet, reverbs up to my brain
    There’s nothing I can do to revert the gain
    I’m looking down to the street below
    There’s nothing in the way they move to show
    They too know what I know,
    They too hunger for the beast below
  4. Video killed the radio star,
    He hit him on the head with his old guitar,
    He tried to run away, but didn't get far,
    That's how video killed the radio star

  5. They took the credit for your second symphony.
    Rewritten by machine and new technology,
    and now I understand the problems you can see.

    Standing by the stereo I’m feeling so alone
    With my back against the speaker and I’m moving on my own
    Surrounded by so many and they’re staring at my face
    They’re picking up my problem
  6. There was a young lady from Hitchin
    Sat scratching herself in the kitchen
    Her mother said "Rose
    Pox again I suppose"
    Rose said "Bollox gerron wiv yer knittin"
  7. You appear to have some form of addiction.
  8. So don't become some background noise
    A backdrop for the girls and boys
    Who just don't know or just don't care
    And just complain when you're not there
    You had your time, you had the power
    You've yet to have your finest hour

    All we hear is Radio ga ga
    Radio goo goo
    Radio ga ga
    All we hear is Radio ga ga
    Radio blah blah
    Radio what's new?
    Radio, someone still loves you!

    We watch the shows -- we watch the stars
    On videos for hours and hours
    We hardly need to use our ears
    How music changes through the years
  9. Ha ha ha haaaa ha ha ha ha haaa ha ha ha haaa ha ha ha ha haaa
    ha ha ha ha haaa ha ha ha ha haaaaa ha ha ha haaaa ha ha ha ha

    There’s nothing I can do to be cool
    I don’t sleep till I’ve had my fuel
    It frustrates if I’m deprived
    A hunger that grates from deep inside
    Feel like I’m doing time
    Imprisoned by dependence on a rhythm sublime
    In my mind I must overcome the need to define
    Solitary silence of a faceless crime
  10. Gloria Estefan was obviously right - eventually the rhythm IS going to get you!
  11. "Radio is just a fashion contrivance that will soon die out. It is obvious that there never will be invented a proper receiver!"

    Thomas Edison.