radio presenters that deserve killing

#1
Ive just had the shittiest shift for months.I had to do a double manned run down south today from Glen Douglas down to Southhampton with a chap whos just started with us , he's ex Navy

and the chap who, was doing the drive down firstly tuned the radio to radio 2 and then got all excited when he realised he could listen to that Sarah Kennedy woman, god shes soooo smug its unreal.

If I ever have to hear that feckin cat and seagull noises again then I'll be wanting hunt her down and shove the sound effect tape somewhere where the sun dont shine. and pointless stories and sayings that seem to have no relevance to what she was gibbering about before going off track,to mention them

and then when it came to some guff called Showtime he almost wet his pants and began to, sing along with the tune, gawd knows what.it was as it sounded like a cats chorus with his singing and the racket from the radio

I'm sure his Highness the Emperor Mong had a hand in giving me the day from hell what with making me listen to Sarah Kennedy and having to put up with the whining of an ex navy,shirtlifting cnut
 
#2
The morning BFBS bloke from Bolton with the most annoying accent ever, apparently Euros are Oi-Ros and he can only talk utter sh-ite. 20 minute journey to work yesterday and he and his slapper side kick just burbled drivel all the way there about how someone had stolen an air freshener from the BFBS studios. I mean, who cares.
 
#3
I've "friends" who insist on having radio2 on...

AAAaaaargh!!!! Sarah "wizend" Kennedy FFS, Wogan et al.

(Okay it got a bit better when Ken Bruce came on with the music quiz).

Classic FM is just as bad.

Glen Douglas? Should've gone awol at Luss...
 
#4
I quite like Sarah - can't stand that mong in the afternoons - Steve Wright. But I know where to find the off switch on the radio.
 
#5
mushroom said:
I quite like Sarah - can't stand that mong in the afternoons - Steve Wright. But I know where to find the off switch on the radio.
Steve Wright in the 80's was excellent.

Mr. Fish filleter etc...

Now - jaded.

Sarah kennedy - archaeol.. arkay-o..... f*ck it!!! Archaic.
 
#7
Sparky2339 said:
Glen Douglas? Should've gone awol at Luss...

lol Sparky I was thinking of going awol at Gretna services just before the border :D when I found out that Wogan was still alive
 
#8
Remember a certain Richard Nankevel on BFBS in the eighties? what an annoying arrogant arrse wipe he was. Needed f*cking with a ragmans trumpet.
 
#9
41fm77 said:
Sparky2339 said:
Glen Douglas? Should've gone awol at Luss...

lol Sparky I was thinking of going awol at Gretna services just before the border :D when I found out that Wogan was still alive
At least he was only on the radio, not in front of you doing an interview and touching your knee :D

Never, ever, ever go awol at Gretna!!!

Even if you escape marriage you'll end up as a witness at a chav wedding and guaranteed the photos will be on bebo and someone from your mob will recognise you!!

Lucky "escape" you had there :D
 
#12
Chris Moyles and Russel Brand. They both should be tied to a demolition ball and smashed round radio 1 for the day.
 
#13
Can't believe that Tim Vine (comedian) and Jeremy are brothers *cough*

Bretta - WTF happened to the Embra crawl???
 
#14
The13thDukeOfWybourne said:
Chris Moyles and Russel Brand. They both should be tied to a demolition ball and smashed round radio 1 for the day.
They let that oxygen thief on air?! Russel Brand should be minced up and thrown into tins of pedigree fecking chum. Best place for the long haired, asexual-whatever-the-feck-he-calls-himself cnut!
 

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#15
Moyles is about the most irritating radio presenter ever. Even worse than Chris Evans who does have a slight sense of humour which is faintly entertaining every so often.

Classic FM...Margeurita Taylor's voice is about the sexiest thing going. Rots my socks anyway.
 
#16
Ah'Nankers old horse', now those were the days.LOL

Has anyone listened to gorgeous George Galloway on a saterday/sunday nite on Talksport, now theres someone who I wish his next shite is a hedgehog playing the piano.

CTC
 
#17
Pull-up-a-sandbag said:
Remember a certain Richard Nankevel on BFBS in the eighties? what an annoying arrogant arrse wipe he was. Needed f*cking with a ragmans trumpet.
I know what you mean, the boring tosser now works on my local BBC station :roll:
 
#18
ANy of the radio one DJs who actually talk without understanding some of the words the are using or mispronounce words they've used in an attempt to sound smart

Tim westwood (For obvious reasons)

Jo whiley, for the insane mouth breathing slurp she does at the end of every fecking sentence (If you have never heard it you will now be unable to get it out of your mind)

Any number of DJs in Southern Ireland who blather on like they are stuck in the rural 50s and seem positively suprised at how the real world is now functioning

and this bloke for being a completely non ironic characature of 80 idiot DJs


http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/when-hardeep-met-les
 
#19
Jeremy Vines - absolute tosser and know all. I loath his voice and style.
 
#20
Jeremy Vine...defo..

Although I don't like her show, please take note Sarah Kennedy is VERY pro the armed forces. She started her broadcasting career with BFBS in Singapore and was recently carpeted by BBC bosses for reading out Gallantry Citations from Iraq and Afganistan on her show.
 

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