Listening to Radio Five Live now becoming a test of endurance. Clearly its editorial policy must state: "Stupid guests, stupid subjects for stupid listeners". This morning we had a protracted debate on 'my kids turn their nose up at healthy school dinners', led by wet mothers, whose sprogs ruled their lives. The only common sense was made by a bloke who said 'force feed the buggers' but was hurried off the air for making too much sense. Followed by a pointless report on uber large persons walking the length of the country to get fit, but clearly couldn't string a sentence together. A good concept is being spoilt by persistent patronising presenters who smugly snigger their way through the day. And no, Radio Four is fine as it is, but there's too big a gap between it and Five. Sawt eet owwwt!