Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills wants to be a forces sweetheart.

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  1. Yes I am not fussy

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  2. No he's a blerk

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  1. Heard this on the radio driving home tonight.
    It seems the gentleman has a thing for men in uniform.
    He wants to be the next forces sweetheart. :D
  2. Does this mean we should have 4 Forces Sweethearts? 1 for the Straight Blokes; 1 for the Straight Girls; 1 for the Gay men and 1 for the Gay Women? Give me strength!
  3. Bend over, in coming! I don't fancy yours much!
  4. 4 positive responses so far.
  5. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

    I heard that too. Didn't know he was a shit stabber.

    Don't know whats worse, that or doing some AGC clerk...!
  6. Any thing to keep 3 Para Mortars happy I suppose
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Are there any straight girls in the Army?
  8. Is he a bufty? Christ on a bike, they're everywhere! The dirty b@stards.
  9. No he's not bent mate, just likes to take the p!ss. I'm pretty sure.
  10. You will rot in hell you filthy sexist pig - what about Transgender (pre and post Op)?

    More importantly - who would it be? (50 words or less :D )
  11. Ha... Wah'd by a Radio 1 DJ!

    Give yourselves a stern talking too!

  12. Wierdophobe! What about the disabled dwarf forces sweetheart eh? Or the leather/PVC forces sweet heart? I think Deanna Durbin would be great for the necrophiliac forces sweetheart by the way...
  13. I demand the installation of Emma Watson as the Forces' Sweetheart for Bat_Crab.

    Dance for me Hermione, Dance!
  14. I was about to insert a link a bloke told about in the Pub which I (ahem!) have never checked out about short ladies attempting to make babies with gentlemen from sub-Sahara Africa but I couldn't remember the details.

    Or the guy in the Pub's name :twisted:
  15. He is openly gay unlike robbi* william*