Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills wants to be a forces sweetheart.

Will Scott be the next forces sweetheart

  • Yes I am not fussy

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#1
Heard this on the radio driving home tonight.
It seems the gentleman has a thing for men in uniform.

He wants to be the next forces sweetheart. :D
 
#2
Does this mean we should have 4 Forces Sweethearts? 1 for the Straight Blokes; 1 for the Straight Girls; 1 for the Gay men and 1 for the Gay Women? Give me strength!
 
#3
the_butler said:
Heard this on the radio driving home tonight.
It seems the gentleman has a thing for men in uniform.

He wants to be the next forces sweetheart. :D
Bend over, in coming! I don't fancy yours much!
 

BBear

LE
Kit Reviewer
#5
I heard that too. Didn't know he was a shit stabber.

Don't know whats worse, that or doing some AGC clerk...!
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#7
Jimima_Shark said:
Does this mean we should have 4 Forces Sweethearts? 1 for the Straight Blokes; 1 for the Straight Girls; 1 for the Gay men and 1 for the Gay Women? Give me strength!
Are there any straight girls in the Army?
 
#8
Is he a bufty? Christ on a bike, they're everywhere! The dirty b@stards.
 
#10
Jimima_Shark said:
Does this mean we should have 4 Forces Sweethearts? 1 for the Straight Blokes; 1 for the Straight Girls; 1 for the Gay men and 1 for the Gay Women? Give me strength!
You will rot in hell you filthy sexist pig - what about Transgender (pre and post Op)?

More importantly - who would it be? (50 words or less :D )
 
#12
rickshaw-major said:
Jimima_Shark said:
Does this mean we should have 4 Forces Sweethearts? 1 for the Straight Blokes; 1 for the Straight Girls; 1 for the Gay men and 1 for the Gay Women? Give me strength!
You will rot in hell you filthy sexist pig - what about Transgender (pre and post Op)?

More importantly - who would it be? (50 words or less :D )
Wierdophobe! What about the disabled dwarf forces sweetheart eh? Or the leather/PVC forces sweet heart? I think Deanna Durbin would be great for the necrophiliac forces sweetheart by the way...
 
#14
Cuddles said:
rickshaw-major said:
Jimima_Shark said:
Does this mean we should have 4 Forces Sweethearts? 1 for the Straight Blokes; 1 for the Straight Girls; 1 for the Gay men and 1 for the Gay Women? Give me strength!
You will rot in hell you filthy sexist pig - what about Transgender (pre and post Op)?

More importantly - who would it be? (50 words or less :D )
Wierdophobe! What about the disabled dwarf forces sweetheart eh? Or the leather/PVC forces sweet heart? I think Deanna Durbin would be great for the necrophiliac forces sweetheart by the way...
I was about to insert a link a bloke told about in the Pub which I (ahem!) have never checked out about short ladies attempting to make babies with gentlemen from sub-Sahara Africa but I couldn't remember the details.

Or the guy in the Pub's name :twisted:
 
#16
Cuddles said:
rickshaw-major said:
Jimima_Shark said:
Does this mean we should have 4 Forces Sweethearts? 1 for the Straight Blokes; 1 for the Straight Girls; 1 for the Gay men and 1 for the Gay Women? Give me strength!
You will rot in hell you filthy sexist pig - what about Transgender (pre and post Op)?

More importantly - who would it be? (50 words or less :D )
Wierdophobe! What about the disabled dwarf forces sweetheart eh? Or the leather/PVC forces sweet heart? I think Deanna Durbin would be great for the necrophiliac forces sweetheart by the way...
and a Forces hermaphrodite sweetheart? and perhaps Eddie Izzard for Forces Transvestite Sweetheart?
 
#17
RM - that will either be "Big Black Doll Masters.com" or "N*****-F*cked Porgs.org"..I mean..erm.. probably...I expect...
 
#18
I thought he was married or engaged or something, shows how much I know.
I know that other strange one is off radio 1 Aled (?) is, the dirty bastid.
 
#19
Mills is probably the best DJ Radio 1 has had since Chris Evans left.

Flirt Divert was fantastic
 
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