Racism

#1
At this time of the morning, my tired grey cells wander towards the concept of breakfast. Full English breakfast, English breakfast ( excuse me, if anyone ever offers me a Continental Breakfast the best they are going to get at this time of the morning is a sneer.) ....but why? Is a Scottish, Welsh or Irish Breakfast in some way inferior? Like a French one?
 
#2
Welsh breakfast, fried LAVERBREAD with bacon eggs and toast.
 
#3
Yes, that do be tasty!

Edited to add: What's the difference between Tom Jones and Frank Sinatra ( apart from longevity!) ?

Frank: Doobeedoobeedo
Tom: I do be going down the shop.
 
#4
scrofula said:
Yes, that do be tasty!
Yes' if you mix the laverbread with oats and cockles, fried in butter EMMMMMM I was in the Gower yesterday so it's all fresh, am heating the pan as we speak
 
#8
The Scottish breakfast, yes. Quarter inch thick slices of what might be described as spam, meatloaf I think you cabertossing skirtwearers call it, fried of course, along with the bread, and on a lucky day, black pudding. Heaven, topped off with a steaming mug of tea!!!!
 
#9
F**&^%$£$%^ I just dribbled butter all over my laptop
 
#11
Democritus said:
I still prefer the true Continental breakfast: a roll in bed with a little honey.
SEX the breakfast of champions
 
#13
surely the full english should now include curry/pierogi/kakoolies. :? :? :? :?
 
#14
scrofula said:
The Scottish breakfast, yes. Quarter inch thick slices of what might be described as spam, meatloaf I think you cabertossing skirtwearers call it, fried of course, along with the bread, and on a lucky day, black pudding. Heaven, topped off with a steaming mug of tea!!!!
Although I'm not a huge Meatloaf fan, his music is pretty sh!t, I've never seen him fried and served up for breakfast. Although he was roasted and eaten in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
 
#15
Look Janet, I'm not afraid of being called retarded, Baby Eddie was my pal, but I'm having none of this. I know that the general Northern proto-gays ( Bonnie Prince Charlie .... anyone want to take issue with that?) do what I would call a tidy slap-up start to the day involving something which does look like a cutlet sliced off a septic's buttock. Called, damned right, I knew I was mistaken when I typed the 1st time
 
#17
Kedgeree - breakfast of Royalty.

Irish Breakfast - Soda Bread and fadge.

Scottish Breakfast - Square sausage, kinky.

Welsh Brekker - not had but laver bread is nice.

Continental brekker - German OK with crusty rolls. French bucket of milky coffee with croissant dunk, mm OK I suppose.

American Brekker - Instant heart attack, pancakes with sugar drenched maple syrop and everything else, yuck. Although don't mind hash browns.

Compo Brekker - Breakfast of the God's. Bacon Grill, Compo Sausages, oatmeal blocks - show me the enemy I'll rip em apart with me teef.
 
#18
I actually love compo brekky, except the dreaded corn beef gash. i dont even think that vulchurs would eat that foul tasting abomination. While we are on the subject, whatever to$$er came up with treacle "black death" pudding deserves to be hung for high treason as this "food" is clearly sent out to kill all serving personnel.
 
#19
Yes, some say the continentals are a bit on the gay side, but anyone who can be down the busstop beer seller at 5.00 has guts, especially when they are chewing on a clove of garlic and sucking on a cognac
 
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