I'm not averseThe signs were always there. The Hello Kitty AR for one....
And as for it being "deliberate", the result looked more like full auto from the dictionary's hip.
For your future reference, the Rules for poetry are as follows:
1. It's all pouffery.
2. There are honourable exceptions to Rule 1: Kipling, Shakespeare and Belloc.
3. For any other potential exceptions, see Rule 1.
To rhyme or verse
Indeed, there's something very up
When everything I sup
Is overly regarded to be
A definition of my sexuality
My turmeric proclivity
Is absent homosexuality
And it really does hurt
That my choices of shirts
Are regarded as happinesses
In proximity to penises
No, verse is strong
And defining of the man
It's far from wrong
And I'll rhyme where I can
When it comes to words, I'm as butch as they come
There's no great hermer getting near by bu- ooh, look! Quiche!