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Racism is systemic in England - it must be true 'cause the UN says so

Host, someone who invites you into their home, offers food and drink and conversation.
Likely to take offence when you criticise the decor, the refreshments, the clothing, start moving the furniture about, insult his partner or abuse his children.
Well I just have to agree with you there...now where's my coat...Taxi!! I'll see you all later then...
 
I reckon you could open a vegetarian cafe in Islington called ‘Gulag’ and sell boiled grass soup at ten quid a pop. It would be rammed to the gunnels with RESIST, Stop the Labour Witch-hunt and Socialist Alliance soap dodgers praising the benefits of Soviet era cuisine.

Jackie Walker Wednesdays - two anti Semitic vegan cocktails for the price of one.
 
Second hand Honda 250 - cost me £30.00 IIRC. It didn't last long as the engine was f*cked. My dad arranged a bank loan for me and I was able to buy a new Kawasaki KE175... :cool:

Long term planning was to eventually own a MotoGuzz 850 Le Mans.

Then I got the girlfriend, who turned into a wife and family and the Guzzi never made it...
I am obviously biased and have never your wife but I only recently sold my 850 Lemon, got another Guzzi to replace it though.
 
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