Rachel Stevens

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FunkyNewBlood, Jun 7, 2005.

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  1. It was all going well until she bit into that plum... rather put me off.
  2. If my lovespud was as big black and juicy as that plum I think I could work out for myself that I might have cancer of the knacker :lol:

    Which celebrity would you prefer to check out your spuds? :lol:

    Kirsty Gallacher in a nurse's outfit for me.........0ooooooof :wink:
  3. Well worth it. A worthy cause. The cleavage shots were legendary!!!! But as CP said, the biting of the plum bought tears to my eyes.

    But I would quite like her mouth around my plums... as long as she wasn't a biter! Filthy scutter!
  4. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    It all started so promisingly.
  5. Someone should have replaced the plum for a Pool ball and watch the brain dead trollops teeth shatter when she bit into it.

    I don't like her...... too bloody nicey nicey, needs gang fcuking by a troop of disabled teenagers
  6. Spazz Club Seven Up?
  7. She is probably a crap shag and would'nt have the first clue what to do with my dick or balls or both in her mouth, slapper.

    But I would like to find out for myself, just to prove I was right :lol:
  8. How about a gang of morally disabled thirty-somethings? I'll go first and last, just for balance.

    Form an orderly queue!
  9. i'd rip her back out..