Quotes for use in the field

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Iosoma

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#1
Here contains a collection of quotes, feel welcome to add your own and use them in your daily life. :lol:
 
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Iosoma

Guest
#2
“It’s not about hate but preserving our heritage”
Fürher T
 
I

Iosoma

Guest
#3
"It should be common sense not political correctness”
Future Emperor of India Thom
 
#5
how is any of them any use in the field?
 
#6
If I said any of those to my blokes they'd look at me blankly, think the boss has gone mad, shoot me in the back and get on with the job.

I'll stick with using 'two men and a wee lad' as the all-purpose quote for everything.

E.g

"Right get across that open ground like two men and a wee lad."

"You need to get over that fence like two men and a wee lad or the enemy will slot you"

Works for everything.
 
#7
To necky recruits

"Who do you think you are?? ME?!?!?!?!"

Gets me every time
 
#8
"With the speed of a thousand Gazelles" is another ubiquitous one, especially as you can replace "Gazelles" with any form of animal, fast or slow!
 

CGS

War Hero
Moderator
#9
Moved...
 
#10
woopert said:
"With the speed of a thousand Gazelles"

If it is Gazelles they should be gracefull and well greased, as in;

With the speed and grace of a thousand greased Gazelles :D
 
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error_unknown

Guest
#12
At the speed of a tall indian(think its supposed to refer to the native american type)
 
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error_unknown

Guest
#14
Srength of a cart horse,speed of a race horse.
Brain of a clothes horse!

or

Muscles of bronze,sinews of steel.
Nob of butter!
 
#16
I've always been a bit worried about the old "Smart as a Carrot" comment. I mean, have you ever seen a 'smart' carrot, either aesthetically or intellectually ?? :roll:
 
#17
Plant-Pilot said:
I've always been a bit worried about the old "Smart as a Carrot"
When I first heard any one use this phrase it was - 'sharp as a carrot' ie not very sharp at all.
 
#19
THE OBJECT OF WAR IS NOT TO DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY BUT TO MAKE THE OTHER BAS###D DIE FOR HIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8O
 
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error_unknown

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#20
heard on parade many years ago(when we could still make juditious use of the odd swear word!)
Q.What the hell was that you useless article?What are you?
A c**t Sir?
Well you rate yourself far higher than I do. 8O
 

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