Quotes for use in the field

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  1. Here contains a collection of quotes, feel welcome to add your own and use them in your daily life. :lol:
     
  2. “It’s not about hate but preserving our heritage”
    Fürher T
     
  3. "It should be common sense not political correctness”
    Future Emperor of India Thom
     
  4. "The universe is a dictatorship
    The dictator is God"
     
  5. how is any of them any use in the field?
     
  6. If I said any of those to my blokes they'd look at me blankly, think the boss has gone mad, shoot me in the back and get on with the job.

    I'll stick with using 'two men and a wee lad' as the all-purpose quote for everything.

    E.g

    "Right get across that open ground like two men and a wee lad."

    "You need to get over that fence like two men and a wee lad or the enemy will slot you"

    Works for everything.
     
  7. To necky recruits

    "Who do you think you are?? ME?!?!?!?!"

    Gets me every time
     
  8. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    "With the speed of a thousand Gazelles" is another ubiquitous one, especially as you can replace "Gazelles" with any form of animal, fast or slow!
     
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  9. CGS

    CGS War Hero Moderator

    Moved...
     
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  11. like a heard of maurding wilderbeast :lol:
    Cqms to draw one bale of hay per section MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :D
     
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  12. At the speed of a tall indian(think its supposed to refer to the native american type)
     
  13. When dismissed with a flea in the ear=Fucked off at the high port
     
  14. Srength of a cart horse,speed of a race horse.
    Brain of a clothes horse!

    or

    Muscles of bronze,sinews of steel.
    Nob of butter!
     
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  15. to be said to a utterly useless recruit
    "YOU are a rejected reject!"