Roll up, roll up, no need to pay, they're free and heart felt! On Tony Blair: PM, Sir, resign now just in case things get worse... On Gordon Brown: Don't bother moving into No. 10, your parties not going to get re-elected to office! On the middle east: Why don't we just help arm Isreal, they're the Daddy when it comes to keeping Arabs in their place! On Iraq: Bring the troops home, the countries FUBARed. On Afgahnistan: See 'On Iraq'. On Des Brown: Do you ever get the feeling your civil servents are trying to screw your career into the ground. On the USA: Only the terminally stupid forget the lessons of somewhere that starts with V and ends in humiliation! On George W Bush: See 'On the USA' (not that you'd know about the 'V' place you combat dodging shaven chimp!) On the 15 ex' hostages: Welcome back, shame the First and Second Sea Lords fcuked it up for you, that's officers for you! On the Queen: God save you Ma'am (because what your government is doing to your armed forces, we might not be able to...) Come on boys and girls, vent your spleen, tell our lovely Journo friends what you think Oh, one last one.... On the News Media: I've got medals for putting bullets into people I have more respect for than you!