Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by blue-sophist, Mar 23, 2007.

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  1. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    13/16 .... that's me fairly safe from scary encounters!

    Although one of the shemales was strangely attractive ....
  2. 0 out of 16 but I still managed to flush my pipes.
  3. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Which one, Geordie?
  4. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    15/16, first go.

    I appear to have a talent. At last.
  5. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Spotting blokes who might be fun?
  6. 12/16. That would be about right, I've only ever been caught on 4 occasions in the last 6 years, all in Liverpool funnily enough.
  7. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Fugly has the lead so far ... takes one to know one ... ;-)
  8. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Fuck! Rumbled!

    However, i must burst the bubble. It can't be true, because i'd never get any work done: If I wasn't having a wank, i'd be playing with my tits all day
  9. 8 out of 16,,,can tell i was never in recce....
  10. 14, but to be fair, the photos didn't show a good shot of an Adams Apple, or a c0ck jammed in to a bikini bottom.
  11. 13/16

    I feel that I can sleep soundly at night
  12. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT


    I can ping a ladyboy, but apparently have less success spotting a minge.

    There's no hope!
  13. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    The smell is often a useful clue ...
  14. What does a tache smell like then?