Righty ho, my last girlfriend (ex-anorexic ex-public school girl) was to say the least a bit weird. Pulled her in a bar in london. My mate had pulled her housemate and we all shared a cab back to her place. My mate was relegated to the sofa division whilst I was allowed upstairs into what i assumed would be goal scoring territory. A last minute save and poor shooting skills on my behalf left me to sleep off a boner on the other side of the bed. We went out subsequently, for a meal at one of my favourite little haunts, where I impressed her with my knowledge of fine wines, good food, witty conversation and my tweed jacket (no elbow patches i hasten to add). All being well we trotted back to her place for what I hoped to be a passionate night of carnal lust. Once again I was invited up to the bedroom , but denied all physical contact except a kiss and a cuddle before going to sleep. Poor little orifice was feeling denied attention here. Nevertheless I decided to persevere and after 2 very pleasant nights out along similar veins, my tweed jacket now havoing been consigned to the back of my wardrobe. However each night once again poor little orifice was denied any action and begining to feel uneccesarily put upon. After a 5th and final date and much time spent inbetween at the students union bar sports night and so on and so forth. Victory was claimed and fireworks were seen (well almost there was dodgy light that flashed a bit when a train went by). Now my question is... is this normal behaviour? I could understand being turned away at the front door or sent to sleep on the sofa. But being allowed upstairs and denied at the last minute so many times. Does anyone else have experience of this?