At the end of the bar of his tiny deserted local in Liverpool sat Scouse. He was having a few pints as usual when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him. After three or four beers, the gay man leaned over towards Scouse and whispered, "Do you want a blow job?" Scouse leaped up with fire in his eyes, knocked the gay man off his stool and smacked the shit out of him. He dragged him out of the pub and left him bruised and battered in the car park and returned to his seat at the bar. Amazed, the barman quickly brought over another beer to the scouser and said, "I've never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?" "I don't know la," Scouse replied. "Something about a job."