There I was, outside chatting to the guys on the gate, making sure they were happy, when out of now where, Soldier A, as he will be known, comes running through the gate and ducks into the bushes and comes out wielding a hefty length of 2x4, he then proceeds to run out the gate in the direction from whence he came, towards the commotion we could now hear... "Soldier A, what the funking 'ell are you up to, get your Arrse back here" Shouts I as Soldier A disappears up the road at the speed of a thousand gazzelles. Stepping in to the road, and what a sight I am greeted with... Soldier A has handed Soldier B the 'baton' and Soldier B is now facing down a rather large crowd of people that had just chased the pair from the vicinity of the local hostelry. To cut a long story short, and reduce the chance of revealing anything I shouldn't, the Mob ends up out side the main gate, police called, guardshift rousted from the rest room, dog patrol was close by (damn good timing) Sgts mess had just closed, providing plenty of bods on the ground (albeit in twos and slightly pished). I've never seen a crowd disperse quite so quickly! its amazing what a few blue lights and an angry dog can do. Best line of the night though, goes to the Guard Commander.. "If you come through this gate, I'd worry less about the guy with the weapon, he wont do a thing, its that you want to worry about.." Points to very big, angry looking dog being released from the vehicle that had just pulled up.