Here's one from the archives for you.........I was at a party the other night and I was totally pissed. I walked up to this beautiful blonde and said, "Duck my sick!"

She said, 'You're drunk - don't you mean suck my dick?'

I yakked up all over her and said... 'No!'


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a bloke says to his wife "do you fancy a quickie"?
she said " instead of what".
I saw my wife bending over the freezer in a short skirt sans nickers.

Time for a quickie!

The manager of Woolworths has now banned us from the supermarket.
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