Z zither Swinger Jul 22, 2013 #1 Jul 22, 2013 #1 Here's one from the archives for you.........I was at a party the other night and I was totally pissed. I walked up to this beautiful blonde and said, "Duck my sick!" She said, 'You're drunk - don't you mean suck my dick?' I yakked up all over her and said... 'No!'