Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by zither, Jul 22, 2013.

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  1. Here's one from the archives for you.........I was at a party the other night and I was totally pissed. I walked up to this beautiful blonde and said, "Duck my sick!"

    She said, 'You're drunk - don't you mean suck my dick?'

    I yakked up all over her and said... 'No!'
  2. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    a bloke says to his wife "do you fancy a quickie"?
    she said " instead of what".
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  3. I saw my wife bending over the freezer in a short skirt sans nickers.

    Time for a quickie!

    The manager of Woolworths has now banned us from the supermarket.
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