Quickie (no pun intended)

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Civvy-Ginge, Dec 21, 2012.

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  1. I Went to the doctors yesterday, suffering from premature ejaculation.
    Doctor said, "This must be very stressful for your wife."
    I said, "To be honest it's getting on her tits."
  2. I went to a fancy dress party dressed only in a pair of underpants
    "What have you come as says the host"
    " A premature ejaculation says I - I've just come in my pants "