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  1. In a train carriage there were 4 people, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a
    spectacular looking blonde and a really ugly woman.
    After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a
    dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave
    the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

    The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and
    by mistake, he must have put his hand on the ugly woman, who in turn must
    have slapped his face"

    The ugly woman thought - "That dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the
    blonde and she smacked him".

    The Frenchman thought - "That f*****g Englishman put his hand on that
    blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

    The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can
    smack that French tw*t again".
  2. brilliant MDN :lol:
  3. ROFL!

    Nice one MDN!! :D
  4. Ahhh. The entente cordiale.....
  5. Sod that! Regime change may begin at home, but our first foreign operation should be to wipe that smug, self-satisfied pit of a country off the surface of the planet. We will then use the land to grow corn and other comestibles :D