In a train carriage there were 4 people, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a really ugly woman. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the ugly woman, who in turn must have slapped his face" The ugly woman thought - "That dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him". The Frenchman thought - "That f*****g Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me". The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French tw*t again".