Well I always had a specific set of questions for a new girlfriend. They can be brokendown into stages, the early stage, (sometimes called the honeymoon period) the middle stage (the getting to know each other stage) and the dumping/being dumped stage. Please note this is not definative and should not be used as a reliable guide I'll do the later stage first because it is the most simple although at the time it may not seem like it. 1. Why?/What part of I never want to see you again don't you understand? Delete as appropriate. Former obviously being dumped, latter, doing the dumping! In the early stage I have always found the following questions useful. 1. Do you come here often? (Very early stage) 2. Do you want to come to mine for coffee? 3. Would you like to stay? Closely follow question with the statement "I promise to behave!" NOTE: Cross fingers when saying statement as it is clearly a lie, lying is a sin unless you cross your fingers. Yes I am aware that shagging out of wedlock is a sin but it's a billion times more fun than lying so is therefore much more forgivable in the eyes of God...................................................I hope. 4. Do you have an allergy to latex? 5. Can I cum on your t1ts. NOTE: Use discretion, definately not to be used on posh birds. In the middle stage I found the following questions useful. 1. Can I fart in bed? 2. Do I have to meet your parents? 3. Would you be upset if I asked you to have a brazillian? 4. Are you aware that buggery is a crime and would you report me? 5. Are you desperate for children anytime soon. WARNING: Requires a certain level of tact, also ensure you know all available exit routes for a textbook extraction, 3rd floor windows are not a suitable exit even in a state of panic. But in light of this mornings events it turns out that the most important question to ask is................ Do you have a fcuking stalker!!