Questions by drunks

A long Time ago Alistair Campbell went into pub which had a sign up saying no Campbells.
He assumed the sign didn't apply to an important person such as himself.
He was very wrong.
He was a drunk ....That's the target demographic , surely ?
Another sales opportunity lost .
Or perhaps it was in later dry phase .
 
Here is a bear with bare arms, err, bearing arms:

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I do wonder how far in combat this bear could bear arms whilst running?

(NTS: Don't search for bears on a work computer...)
 

Tool

LE
It was meant to be a pissed question
As with all pissed questions, there's always the TV at 03:00 and Open University. Answers there are many. Just hidden very deep under cardigans with leather elbow patches, pipe-smoking bears with humans attached, and chalk blackboards full of squiggles. All accompanied by "Wot's'e'saying?", "Joe's puked on the carpet again" and "well, she's a lezzer".
 

Goatman

ADC
Book Reviewer
Can Polar bears climb trees?
If they choose to - damn straight !

Have a word with M J Micklewhite. He knows that.
SIR Michael to you,peasant !

Sun's over the yardarm in Tibet - I may have a wee nip.

Gentlemen, a toast on this auspicious day - The Immortal Memory !

- And confusion to the French.
 
How does 8 pints of beer turn into 30 gallons of urine?
 
And there is more
 
A long Time ago Alistair Campbell went into pub which had a sign up saying no Campbells.
He assumed the sign didn't apply to an important person such as himself.
He was very wrong.
You are right. The sign saying "No Campbells Served here" was still showing 3 years ago and Alistair Cambell was refused service. Hardly Surprising as it is the Kingshouse hotel in Glen Coe and the landlord is a MacDonald.
 
Good job he didn't want a burger then
 

wheel

LE
Because marmalade can be made from any citrus fruit, if it is orange, it is orange marmalade. In a similar vein, tomato ketchup is not the only ketchup.
The name comes from the process of making the product. The fruit in a marmalade is marmalised before preservation whether orange, lime, lemon etc.
A ketchup's main ingredient is rendered down, seasoned, spiced and preserved with vinegar so mushroom, anchovy, tomato and other ketchup sauces have long existed.
You have not got the hang of this thread yet.
 

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