This will only happen if you fall to remove your Armour, should you fail to follow this simple advice you will SINK LIKE A FCUKING BRICK !!!! Enjoy
And try not to land on the Armour. Because unless your a dab hand with body panel dollies, dents are a barsteward to get out!Wise words indeed.
Equally good advice for the Equitation phase is should you suffer an involuntary dismount lie still and make a noise like a carrot. The horse will return to you.
You should now pass both courses.
Public Duties await!!
I never knew that he was a a pongo, thanks for that.That late piss head of the catering world, ex RTR Rupert Lt Keith Floyd.
Also useful if asked to save the colours when your battalion is about to be over run by thousands of Zulu's.To be honest I’d take the swim test seriously. While in South Africa on a BMATT, I came across a grave of a dead British soldier erected by his comrades which read: “Drowned while watering his horse.”
Make it a pint of Old Peculiar and you got a deal.I'm not going to bite at your grammar mistake there, I'm not a grammar Nazi, I am a bit of a pedant though, so there. Have a pint of Babycham on me old bean.
You sir, have impeccable taste in beer and motorcycles, does this extend to fashion and the female of the species? If so, pics please, asking for a friend.Make it a pint of Old Peculiar and you got a deal.
I noticed I’d spelt it wrong as soon as I opened your post