Question.

#1
Some F*cktard was speaking to me last nite at the pub and he asked me this.

F*cktard - "Does wanking make you gay"
Me - "What?! and how do you figure that?"
F*ucktard - "Well think about it your touching a penis for pleasure and your also pleasureing a male thus making you GAY!"
Me - "No i will not touch your penis,fuck off".

End OF

What do you reckon?

P.S i kno i've left myself open to attack
 
#4
DozyBint said:
There must be something about you that set his gaydar off for him to ask you that in the first place, do you not think? :D
fair assumption i would say D_B :thumright: :thumleft: :thumright: :thumleft:
 
#7
Shadowfar said:
Some F*cktard was speaking to me last nite at the pub and he asked me this.

F*cktard - "Does wanking make you gay"
Me - "What?! and how do you figure that?"
F*ucktard - "Well think about it your touching a penis for pleasure and your also pleasureing a male thus making you GAY!"
Me - "No i will not touch your penis,* off".

End OF

What do you reckon?

P.S i kno i've left myself open to attack
Come on then - what sparked the gay fkr off. Did you blow him a kiss or something. Or were you in a gay pub ??? Ure faggot.

BT. :threaten:
 
#8
look familiar Shadowfar ????

 
#9
Wearing Bronski Beat sweatshirts can lead to this and you obviously loitered.
 
#10
Were you dancing to the Village people or Right Said Fred when he approached you this could of been the reason why. :plotting:
 
#13
Aparrently if you lay on your knob for half an hour before having a wank it goes numb.

It then feels like you're wanking someone else off....

.....I think I got that right........ :blank:
 
#14
i wasnt acting looking or doing anyhting homosexual or anything of the sort,i was chillin out and enjoying a bottle of Newcastle Brown (the ale that is)and he new one of my mates who is not gay and has a really fine girlfriend.

i suppose he just thought he was cool.
 
#15
Michael Barrymore drinks Newcastle Brown.

Or so Dale Winton mentioned at Elton's party.

Allegedly.
 

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#16
Shadowfar said:
i wasnt acting looking or doing anyhting homosexual or anything of the sort,i was chillin out and enjoying a bottle of Newcastle Brown (the ale that is)and he new one of my mates who is not gay and has a really fine girlfriend.

i suppose he just thought he was cool.
You forgot to mention that the bottle was halfway up your Gary.
 
#17
This poor chap was obviously deeply troubled by the moral and ethical issues raised in polishing one's joy stick. If he was a prowling lifter he would have probably offered to nosh you off in the bogs. You should have followed the correct drill which is:

a, Invite him to discuss the issue further in the Gents.
b, Knock the c*nt out.
c, Rifle his pockets.
d, Carry on normal drinking.
 
#18
Brew_Time said:
Come on then - what sparked the gay fkr off. Did you blow him a kiss or something. Or were you in a gay pub ??? Ure faggot.

BT. :threaten:
I farted in a gay bar once, some f*cker thought I was blowing him a kiss!!!
 
#19
The wind of change?
 
#20
indoubitabley said:
Brew_Time said:
Come on then - what sparked the gay fkr off. Did you blow him a kiss or something. Or were you in a gay pub ??? Ure faggot.

BT. :threaten:
I farted in a gay bar once, some f*cker thought I was blowing him a kiss!!!
was it the frothy bubbles that gave him that idea :blowkiss: :blowkiss: :blowkiss: :blowkiss:
 

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