Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Shadowfar, Mar 21, 2007.

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  1. Some F*cktard was speaking to me last nite at the pub and he asked me this.

    F*cktard - "Does wanking make you gay"
    Me - "What?! and how do you figure that?"
    F*ucktard - "Well think about it your touching a penis for pleasure and your also pleasureing a male thus making you GAY!"
    Me - "No i will not touch your penis,fuck off".

    End OF

    What do you reckon?

    P.S i kno i've left myself open to attack
  2. There must be something about you that set his gaydar off for him to ask you that in the first place, do you not think? :D
  3. Theres nothing wrong with masturbation- its sex with someone you love!
    I'll get me coat
  4. fair assumption i would say D_B :thumright: :thumleft: :thumright: :thumleft:
  5. I think hugh needs a women.Im kidding :thumright:
  6. I'm not!
  7. Come on then - what sparked the gay fkr off. Did you blow him a kiss or something. Or were you in a gay pub ??? Ure faggot.

    BT. :threaten:
  8. look familiar Shadowfar ????

  9. Wearing Bronski Beat sweatshirts can lead to this and you obviously loitered.
  10. Were you dancing to the Village people or Right Said Fred when he approached you this could of been the reason why. :plotting:
  11. Were you dressed as a sailor at the time?
  12. Wouldn't he give you a reach around.... fookin barsteward.
  13. Aparrently if you lay on your knob for half an hour before having a wank it goes numb.

    It then feels like you're wanking someone else off....

    .....I think I got that right........ :blank:
  14. i wasnt acting looking or doing anyhting homosexual or anything of the sort,i was chillin out and enjoying a bottle of Newcastle Brown (the ale that is)and he new one of my mates who is not gay and has a really fine girlfriend.

    i suppose he just thought he was cool.
  15. Michael Barrymore drinks Newcastle Brown.

    Or so Dale Winton mentioned at Elton's party.