Question Time

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Closet_Jibber, Sep 18, 2011.

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  1. Looks OK to me. Who would make a good line-up?

    May I suggest John Prescott, Germaine Greer, Baroness Warsi and Piers Morgan for episode 1? I'd like to see them knocking fuck out of each other.
  2. May I suggest Gordon Brown, Gerry Adams, Sharmi Shakrobarti, Dianne Abbott and Chuck Norris. We could start it off by telling Chuck in his ear piece that Adams thinks his beard is shit.
  3. Fair enough, but you're going to need a Casualty Replacement cohort. Cheryl Cole, Orla Guerin, Nick Clegg, Jamie Oliver and Jeremy fucking Kyle for a start...
  4. I'd already planned for that by progressing the idea from QT to PM's Q's.
  5. Good-oh, but PMQ's needs to be on more often and for longer...
  6. I'd like to see Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson and Lennox Lewis teamed up against Harriet Harmon, both of the Milibands, John Prescott, Tony Blair and Peter Mandelson.
    After passing on a secret message quoting Prescott and his buddies saying that they all thought the boxers were fucking soft twats.

    And Gordon Brown can referree and get Ko'd by a stray punch from Tyson.
  7. Vladimir Putin v Tony Blair. It'd be short.
  8. Got that right. Bliar will cause Putin to choke on his own vomit when he opens his mouth and starts whining....
  9. Ah I forgot about blairs secret weapon.